She Spies (TV Series)

The Replacement (2003)

Natashia Williams: Shane Phillips

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Quotes 

• D.D. Cummings : [shocked by revelation of spotted owl's demise]  Eating? You mean you ate one of them?

  Nicki Shields : I was chasing down some eco-terrorists in the field, got hungry, and I bagged me an owl. What's the big deal?

  D.D. Cummings : "What's the big deal?" They're almost *extinct!*

  Nicki Shields : Well, I can see why, tasting like that. They're like a cross between a bald eagle and a California condor.

  [Shane winces] 

  D.D. Cummings : You're not serious, right? Right? I mean, how can anyone ever do anything that *grotesque?*

  Shane Phillips : I can't believe anyone would ever eat *bait.* But look at how sushi caught on.

  [D.D. looks at her impatiently] 

  Shane Phillips : Right, it's so grotesque I can't believe it either.

  [nods] 

  D.D. Cummings : [gives up on this]  Let's just start looking for clues.

• Lucus Winter : What do you guys want?

  Shane Phillips : We already got it. Your butt in a sling. The question is: How are you gonna get it out?

• Shane Phillips : [as Nicki beats up Lucus repeatedly]  Nick, this is torture!

  Nicki Shields : Torture? Nah. Recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of the Wyans brothers... now that's torture!

• Shane Phillips : Nick, he can't tell us anything if you break his jaw!

  Nicki Shields : Sure he can. It's just a little bit harder to understand.