Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Every Witch Way But Loose (2000)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

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• Sabrina Spellman : [grabbing the phone from Salem]  Give me that! Hello, this is Sabrina Spellman. Really? Something opened up near campus? Does it have four walls and a ceiling?

  [frowns] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Nobody got hit by a bus, did they?

  [smiles] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Great, I'll take it!

• Sabrina Spellman : Wait, before you go, I have a quick question.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : [has a date]  Ooh, I don't have time for questions.

  Sabrina Spellman : Wait, but I thought you said you were here for me 24 hours.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Not in the same day.

  [leaves] 

• Salem Saberhagen : [appears on windowsill, observing her struggling with instant noodles that coagulated]  Wow. So they did save Hitler's brain.

  Sabrina Spellman : [mildly annoyed]  What are you doing here?

  Salem Saberhagen : I came to party, but I see no signs of bubbly vivacious coeds. No offense.

  Sabrina Spellman : You have no clue what college life is like today.

  [fixes peanut butter sandwiches] 

  Salem Saberhagen : I come to learn.

  [theatrical:] 

  Salem Saberhagen : Teach me the ways of your Animal House.

  Sabrina Spellman : Well, for one thing, they don't let you stay in your own bedroom. My roommate hates me, and expects me to sleep on the couch. I've tried to talk to her, but she won't even open the door.

  Salem Saberhagen : Hmm, let's see, what to do? If only you were a witch!

  Sabrina Spellman : Forget it! If I wanna go to school in the Mortal Realm, I can't use magic to solve every little problem.

  Salem Saberhagen : No wonder you're miserable. You're letting these mortals walk all over you.

  Sabrina Spellman : [settled in on counter, next to him]  Are you saying that because you care, or because you wanna party?

  Salem Saberhagen : Uh, six of one, but the point is, you've got the gift of magic. Use it or lose it!

  Sabrina Spellman : Well, I guess if something is really annoying me...

  [zaps Salem away] 

• Roxie King : [as the newcomer dances merrily about, jumping up and down]  Stay right there, I'll call 911.

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, I'm sorry, this must look really strange.

  Roxie King : No, I was gonna go with psycho, but it's your call.

  Sabrina Spellman : You must be Roxie.

  [holding out her hand] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I'm Sabrina, your new roommate.

  [the gesture is ignored] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I'm sorry if that was your CD player. I was just so excited I couldn't stand still.

  [Roxie just leaves] 

  Sabrina Spellman : This place is so cool.

  [switches off music] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I've never lived on my own before. And I just know college is gonna be the best experience of my life.

  [Roxie's door slams, and she realizes she's been talking to air] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Okay, maybe the second best.

• Roxie King : [in doorway]  Look, you seem very nice.

  Sabrina Spellman : [smiles]  Thanks.

  Roxie King : [shaking her head]  I have no room in my life for people like that.

  Sabrina Spellman : You're kidding, right?

  Roxie King : I never kid, I never giggle, and I never dance like a bow-legged chicken.

  Sabrina Spellman : [smiles]  Come on, you must have giggled once.

  [met with a deathly stare] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Or not. Oh, I get it, you're one of those deceptively acerbic types. You talk tough, but deep down, you've got a heart of gold.

  Roxie King : [but...]  I'm taking the bedroom, you get the couch, and I'd appreciate it if you lost that...

  [gesturing in annoyed way] 

  Roxie King : perky thing.

  [slams door in Sabrina's face]