Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Goldie Hawn (1970)

Goldie Hawn: Guest Performer, Sparkel Farkel

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Quotes 

• Goldie Hawn : I will accept your tiny gift on behalf of all of me. And I'd like to thank all the little people who stood in my way before I pushed them aside.

• Goldie Hawn : [about Dick]  Have him flogged.

• Barbara Sharma : Goldie, I've seen all your movies.

  Goldie Hawn : Well now, I've only made two movies: I've made Cactus Flower and Girl in my Soup.

  Barbara Sharma : Gee, they're the only ones I missed.

  [starts to move off] 

  Barbara Sharma : But I missed them three times.

  [goes, comes back] 

  Barbara Sharma : Each.

• Goldie Hawn : You know what, Wolfgang?

  German Soldier : What?

  Goldie Hawn : I never told you this before, but I think you're cute. Very cute, I like you.

  German Soldier : I like you too, Gilda.

  Goldie Hawn : No, it's not Gilda, It's Goldie. Goldie Hawn.

  German Soldier : Oh Hawn? Say, you know, I knew your brother, Atilla.

  Goldie Hawn : [they laugh]  Atilla was a Hun.

  German Soldier : Well you're kind of a sweetie yourself.

• Goldie Hawn : [after getting splashed with water]  Oh, George! For a minute, I thought you guys had changed!

• Dan Rowan : You know, Goldie, talking to you has always caused me a great deal of consternation.

  Goldie Hawn : You know, bicarbonate of soda is good for that.

• Goldie Hawn : Do you realize that if Abe Lincoln were alive today, they would have to tear down the Lincoln Memorial?