The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Alice Cooper (1978)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf

Quotes 

• The Great Gonzo : [offstage]  This is the voice of doom!

  Kermit : Sounds more like the voice of Gonzo.

  [Gonzo appears in a cloud of smoke, holding a paper] 

  Kermit : Gonzo, is that the contract from the devil?

  The Great Gonzo : No, Kermit, it's worse than that. This is the bill from special effects.

• Kermit : [Alice Cooper is the guest star; candle is walking on his desk unaided]  It wasn't this scary when Julie Andrews did the show.

• Statler : So that was Alice Cooper?

  Waldorf : You should see his sister James Fenimore.

  [they both laugh] 

• Waldorf : What did you think of that?

  Statler : Out of sight!

  Waldorf : You mean you liked it?

  Statler : No, it was out of sight. I had my eyes closed.

• Kermit : William Tell act, onstage, let's go.

  William Tell : D-d-d-don't sh-sh-sh-shout at me it m-makes me n-n-n-nervous!