Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas (2005)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Randall Disher

Quotes 

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, where are my pants?

  Lt. Randall Disher : You threw them out the window.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Why did I do that?

  Lt. Randall Disher : One of the girls bet you a dollar you wouldn't.

  [Stottlemeyer looks down, and sees a dollar tucked in the waistband of his boxer shorts] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Looks like she paid off.

• [Randy's about to go back into the Casino] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, give me the money. You'll get it back when we get home.

  Lt. Randall Disher : I'm not ten years old.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's true. Give me the money!

  [snatches it out of Randy's hands so he can't lose anymore]