M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Moon Is Not Blue (1982)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Father Francis Mulcahy : [Closing lines - After B.J. and Hawkeye said how upset they were that the film The Moon Is Blue was relatively clean, despite all the controversy surrounding it] One of the actors did say 'virgin.'
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : That's cause everyone was!
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I thought you went to see "Sahara" tonight.
Major Charles Winchester : Indeed, I did. But, alas, I had to leave when the film broke, which was about two seconds after I ripped it from the projector. And I would have been here sooner, but I had to stop to accept the cheers of the entire audience.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Is something wrong?
Cpl. Bannister : Why, does it show?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : We're all sweating, but you look like you're drowning.
Cpl. Bannister : Oh, it's nothing. It's nothing.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Hey. Doctors, remember? You can tell us.
Cpl. Bannister : It's, uh, women.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Huh?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Hmm?
Cpl. Bannister : Women. Women. I get nervous around 'em.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Gee, that's too bad. They're everywhere.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [after alcohol is banned from the camp] The only good thing about being here is that we're able to drink and forget we're here!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Uh, we still have the still.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Oh. Shall we take a stroll by the light of the silvery moonshine?
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [finally watching The Moon Is Blue] I'm outraged! It's a disgrace. I've never seen a cleaner movie in my life.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : There was more filth and dirt in this morning's breakfast.