"The Love Boat" The Musical/My Ex-Mom/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Aunt, the Worrier: Part 2 (TV Episode 1982) Poster

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What the WHAAAAT??!?! They made a sequel to the worst TV episode ever!?
imdb-2528818 October 2021
Say it isn't so, yet here we are! This is even worse than part 1, and I'm only like 12 min. In! Some dude in a bad bowl cut wig singing in drag, looking like Phyllis Diller?? Who told HIM he could sing!??! Oh, my ears, I am muting this folks!

Ethel Merman. I have heard that name for ages yet never had a face nor a performance to go with it. For a while I thought it was the fat old lady from I "love" Lucy, Vivian Vance is her name. No. THAT is the "great" Ethel Merman? She has a face like you've seen on a Luau platter in Hawaii TV shows.

Dear Lord, what have we done to deserve this? Sure I could turn the channel but there's nothing on. Since the "pan" demic Ive watched it all. It's all reruns. Why do TV channels have to air the same crap until you vomit from the overkill?!? Use to be season's finish, good luck catching it again. Now it's on a loop, like a bad YouTube video that won't shut up. It doesn't help that I only have like 4 viable channels here.

Whoever told that singing bowl-cut person in red they could sing...I mean who did they have to boff to get a Hollywood career. And red isn't their color. No presence, no voice, no looks, no charm and can't even carry themselves to showcase that gorgeous red. Just no. Some people just do not deserve the luck they've had in their lives and this is one of them! I just found out the name, I have to go look which producers they hooked up with to get this gig.

Just no! You thought part 1 was bad? This is even worse than a bad Columbo episode! And goodness knows THAT has to be the worst show from that decade ever made! But the masses just gobble up the crap and ask for more. People have no taste, like Carol Channing wearing bright PINK lipstick with RED clothes. THAT is a major NO! Isaac now calling Touched by an Angel Della "Mom"? Wasn't she coming on to him in part 1?? UGH! I am sumbitting this review there's 35 more min to go where I could destroy the rest but I can't take it anymore.

Like another reviewer said it first: The Love Boat JUST JUMPED THE SHARK! (And Shamu and kangaroos and the kitchen sink!) OH gawd: Della started singing. Please make it stop! Oh look the pretty sunset, 1 star for that sun!
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Let's Keep Moving (We Must)
WalterKafka2 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
'Why would a lobster want a fork?' I pray for Charo or maybe the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. I kid. Sort of. It turns out that Cab will give Issac a position if his mom marries him. 'Call me dad,' Cab says. I don't understand Carol Channing. Then again, there are certain, uh, audiences for everything. You know exactly who that audience is too. They find this kind of thing so very charming. The rest of us sigh. Why does she pronounce 'belong' like that? I'm telling you, Carol Channing is at the root of the subversion of society. When she's singing, I'm looking at the lovely Asian woman behind her. I got ideas of my own that don't involve singing and dancing. I admit for a minute there, I almost fell into the abyss. Then, in the next scene, the jiggling of Tracey Bregman brought me back to my senses. You'll be happy to know that civilization can continue. I amuse myself for the maintenance of my own sanity. I like the mention of Gopher getting jailed in the song he does with Doc. That's continuity. It's the nadir, baby. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this special (so special) double-length episode gets 2 * out of a possible 4 *.
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