Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

The Late Edition (1962)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

Quotes 

• Theodore Cleaver : Well, when you apologize to a girl, she figures she has it coming to her. But when you apologize to a guy, he's just as embarrassed about it as you are.

  Wally Cleaver : You know, you're right, Beav. I remember I had a fight with this guy once, and when I was apologizing to him he got so embarrassed, he pushed me over the hedge.

• Wally Cleaver : If you get in a fight with a guy, well, he waits for ya after school, and you get it over with. But it's not that way with a girl.

  Theodore Cleaver : *We* got it over with.

  Wally Cleaver : Oh yeah, that's what *you* think.

  Theodore Cleaver : What ya mean?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, you know what crybabies girls are.

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh, she didn't cry.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah, they're the worst kind.