Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Beaver's Tonsils (1961)

Barbara Billingsley: June Cleaver

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  June Cleaver : [cooking breakfast in the kitchen]  What's in the paper, Ward?

  Ward Cleaver : Nothing.

  June Cleaver : Then why have you been reading it for the last twenty minutes?

  Ward Cleaver : Well, you have to read it before you know there's nothing in it.

• Wally Cleaver : When Lumpy Rutherford had his tonsils out, he brought 'em to school in this little jar. They were floatin' around in the alcohol like a couple of little sausages. Then, when...

  June Cleaver : [quietly, looking queasy]  Wally, please?

  Wally Cleaver : Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. I forgot you were a girl.