The underlying plot is potentially good... blackmailers (calling themselves "Mercury") demand $100 million not to level Honolulu with a nuclear bomb.
However, as they say, the devil is in the details.
First, the bomb is delivered, on a weekend, in a wooden crate to a warehouse near the Aloha Tower. OK, fair enough, the baddies do not want it to be easily found. But the bomb... the NUCLEAR bomb... is ticking! Loudly! Which everyone present fails to notice. Which is funny, because it is supposed to be a refrigerator, and most unplugged refrigerators do not tick.
The Governor, who is in receipt of a handy-dandy specimen of nuclear-grade plutonium in a cunning little plastic case, sent to him by Mercury, explains that at a recent conference, he learned that atomic blackmail was a real threat. So 5-0 has to take the threat seriously, and they get busy trying to solve the crime and find the conspirators.
They find a local nuclear physicist, Dr. Haig (Lew Ayres), who gives them a crash course in what would be needed to build a bomb, and what kinds of experts would be required. Bear in mind this episode is from 1973, but the loosey-goosey availability of the nuclear ingredients, which seem to be haphazardly stored on wharves, seems a little odd.
It is clear from the beginning that Dr. Haig is in on the plot. However, McGarrett seems to be a little slow to pick up on this, despite Dr. Haig coming unglued at a high-level meeting, and later, McGarrett walks in on him as he's on the phone telling someone he "will not be a party to murder." In addition, McGarrett at one point leaves Dr. Haig alone in his office (which he also did with the perp in "Murder is a Taxing Affair") and Dr. Haig uses McGarrett's phone to call Mercury! McGarrett is clearly very trusting when it comes to leaving people unattended in his office.
Then the blackmailers contact the authorities and say to prove the threat is real, they will detonate a "modest radiation flash" (whatever that is) in Kapiolani Park. Now this is where the whole thing gets silly. Danno flies over Kapiolani Park, telling everyone to evacuate because there is a bomb. So everyone dutifully leaves the middle of the park and lines up on the edges. Then the authorities come in with geiger counters, and determine that the device is hidden in an ice cream cart. Which begs the question, why didn't the ice cream seller notice there was a nuclear device in his cart? Then Dr. Haig, to save everyone's lives, wheels the cart into a public toilet, where it detonates (nuclear waste, anyone?). He escapes but suffers radiation poisoning. The structure of the building amazingly is not affected (I guess public toilets were built to last in those days), but there is a scary orange glow radiating from within. Then another scientist says the area needs to be sealed off and no one will be able to approach it for weeks. At which point a bunch of regular cops approach the structure (what did the scientist just say?). It is not known if they seal off the bathroom with yellow tape. I'm no nuclear expert, but I think if I were, I would find this whole scene more ridiculous than I already do as a layperson.
Well, eventually McGarrett twigs to the fact that Dr. Haig is in on the plot, and arrives at Haig's house just as Haig is about to commit suicide, presumably due to his shame at not realizing that Mercury was made up not of idealists like himself, but rather of money-grubbing crooks. So McGarrett isn't the only slow one on the show. Anyway McGarrett talks Haig out of committing suicide, and Haig helps him locate the TICKING nuclear bomb. Luckily, there is someone from the bomb squad on hand to be talked through the procedure of unscrewing the cap and removing the nuclear core of the bomb. As soon as the bomb is disarmed, McGarrett radios Danno at the airport, and the sharpshooters blow up the plane containing the Mercury conspirators, as well as the $100 million (I'm guessing the government can always reimburse itself for the money by just printing more). None of that silly "let's question them and get answers" stuff. Just blow them up. Saves the cost of a trial.
This is not the worst episode of the series, but the serious question of nuclear terrorism is handled in kind of a silly way.
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