Get Smart (TV Series)
Shock It to Me (1969)
Tom Poston: Dr. Zharko
Quotes
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Dr. Zharko : So, Mr. Smart, we meet again.
Maxwell Smart : We've never met before.
Dr. Zharko : No? Oh, I thought we had. Must have been your brother.
Maxwell Smart : I don't have a brother.
Dr. Zharko : Would you like me to make you one?
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Maxwell Smart : Then it's true: you really can bring people back from the dead.
Dr. Zharko : Yes, as long as I receive the bodies before rigor mortis sets in.
Maxwell Smart : Well, that lets Ed Sullivan out.
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Dr. Zharko : [Zharko points to a corpse in his laboratory] One month ago, this KAOS agent was ruthlessly murdered in cold blood.
Agent 99 : By who?
Dr. Zharko : Me.