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Quotes
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Martin Crane : Give me a top hat and cane, and I'm Fred Astaire.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Add a monocle, and he's Mr. Peanut.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [answering his office phone] Hello? Yes, well, I'm afraid my calendar is rather booked right now. All right, I suppose I could try to squeeze you in somewhere. And your last name, please? Rection? That's unusual. And your first name?... That's not funny either, Dad!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [after Mimi screams at Jack-in-the-Box opening] Much better. You're still in the room, and you didn't throw up.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [looking at Frasier in his clown costume] Look at you. You just stand there with a smile on your face.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's make-up, you idiot!
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Nurse : Uh, excuse me Dr. Crane, I have to verify the paramedic's report. Around seven o'clock this evening you pretended to leave your apartment...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that's right, it's all there, off you go.
Nurse : Then you dressed up like a clown and lured you father into the living room where you leapt out waving a meat cleaver causing him to collapse.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [the Jack-in-the-Box pops open again, causing Mimi to scream] Again, I am so sorry. Little fella really is full of mischief, isn't he?
Mimi : You mean you're not controlling him?
