Farscape (TV Series)

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing (2002)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

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Quotes 

• John Crichton : [talking about Noranti]  D, we may have to stick granny in a home.

  General Ka D'Argo : I think we should burn her.

  John Crichton : You burn your old folks?

  General Ka D'Argo : No. Just sounded like a good idea.

• John Crichton : Grandma, you okay?

  General Ka D'Argo : I think she's asleep.

  John Crichton : Grandma.

  General Ka D'Argo : Oy!

  John Crichton : This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic! She's a triple threat. Grandma get up!

• General Ka D'Argo : That is your plan?

  John Crichton : Yeah.

  General Ka D'Argo : To hit him with a rock, when they have these, like, shield things?

• John Crichton : Is that a head?

• John Crichton : How come everything tastes like chicken?

• Utu-Noranti Pralatong : Right. And they're gonna keep shooting at us untill we die unless we talk to them, so let me mediate!

  General Ka D'Argo : You know, maybe we should let her try.

  John Crichton : Nah, she's gonna get shot.

  General Ka D'Argo : And that would be bad?

• John Crichton : [after Noranti gives them a full monty]  Oh my god!

  General Ka D'Argo : Niiiiiii!