Dinosaurs (TV Series)

Nature Calls (1992)

Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair

Quotes 

• Earl Sinclair : Mr. Toilet's a friend, and the best way to treat a new friend is to sit on them and give them a big present.

  Baby Sinclair : That's disgusting!

  Earl Sinclair : That may be, but you're gonna do it anyway.

• Earl Sinclair : This is female's work. That's why I married a female.

  Fran Sinclair : [Growing impatient]  We'll discuss this later. I don't want to lose my temper in front of the B-A-B-Y.

  Earl Sinclair : Alright, but I'm telling you right now, I'm not changing anymore D-I-P... No wait a minute, uh... D-A-I-... uh, no...

  [the Baby spells out "They think I can't spell" with his blocks and chuckles] 

• Earl Sinclair : [Baby is straining]  And what would you be doing?

  Baby Sinclair : ...nothing.

  Earl Sinclair : You're gonna make a poop, aren't you?

  Baby Sinclair : ...maybe...

  [continues straining] 

  Robbie Sinclair : He's goin'.

  Charlene Sinclair : Definitely.

  Earl Sinclair : Are you going or not?

  Baby Sinclair : [strains than sighs relieved]  Not anymore.

  Earl Sinclair : Alright, that's it! We're going back up to the bathroom and we're not coming out until one of us is potty trained!

• Roy Hess : [the baby needs changing]  You better do something, pally-boy, I'm starting to feel a little woozy.

  Earl Sinclair : [rolls up his sleeves]  Yeah, I guess there's no avoiding the dirty work. Fran, We need a diaper change in here pronto!

• Fran Sinclair : I've changed every diaper in this house for the past 15 years and now, it's YOUR turn.

  Earl Sinclair : Well, we're skipping my turn.

  Baby : I'm not getting any fresher over here.

  Robbie Sinclair : You know, Dad, Mom's got a point. It is kinda sexist to expect her to change all the diapers because she's a female.

  Earl Sinclair : Well, we don't wanna be sexist, now do we, son? Here,

  [hands him diaper] 

  Earl Sinclair : Knock yourself out.

• Earl : Why am I so selfish? Why?

  Robbie : I see something, hand me the binoculars.

  Earl : No, they're mine.

• Baby : You sure you know what you're doing?

  Earl : Haven't a clue.

• Earl : Junior, have we made a little deposit in the porcelain bank?

• [Potty training Baby] 

  Earl : Now, imagine there's a fire and you are the fire captain. No. No. No. I'm not the fire. The fire's over there.

• [the Baby had run away on Ethyl's wheelchair. Finding the clues, Earl slowly discovers something] 

  Earl : Some fiend broke in, flushed the baby down the toilet, drank his juice and escaped on Ethyl's wheelchair. And yet he didn't take my wallet

  [picking it up from the counter] 

  Earl : We're obviously dealing with somebody very stupid.