The Critic (TV Series)

Eyes on the Prize (1994)

Phil Hartman: Adolph Hitmaker, Bernie Wasserman, Prof. Blowhard

Quotes 

• Adolph Hitmaker : If you want the world to love you, you must be big and jolly, like Santa Claus or Rush Limbaugh.

• Prof. Blowhard : Learn from this man, class, we should all be such independent thinkers.

  Students : [in monotone unison while taking notes]  Be an independent thinker...

• Prof. Blowhard : Jay, you weren't meant to create. You were made to tear apart!

  Jay Sherman : I was?

  Prof. Blowhard : You were born to nitpick what others poured their hearts and souls into!

  Jay Sherman : I shall! I shall!

  Prof. Blowhard : Be a truth teller!

  Jay Sherman : I will, you pompous windbag!

  Prof. Blowhard : Learn from this man, class, that we should all be such independent thinkers!