Quotes
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Phil : Hey, it's a magpie. We've got droves of them back home. What a racket they make!
Sgt. Saunders : Where's home?
Phil : Indiana. You ever heard of it?
Sgt. Saunders : Sure, I've been there.
Phil : Yeah?... Uhhh, there's a song. On the Banks of the... What?
Sgt. Saunders : On the Banks of the Wabash.
Phil : Hey... You're pretty well trained there, Fritzie! Won't do you no good, though. We're too smart for you. We're gonna take care of von Hindenburg and wrap him up and ship him back to President Wilson for Christmas!
Sgt. Saunders : Look, whoever you are. It's not von Hindenburg, it's not President Wilson. It's Hitler and President Roosevelt, and this is World War Two!
Phil : Big mistake! Teddy Roosevelt ain't been in office for years!
Phil : [points his bayoneted rifle at Saunders and gestures for him to move]
