Batman (TV Series)

Penguin's Disastrous End (1967)

Burgess Meredith: The Penguin

Quotes 

• The Penguin : [Aunt Hilda is firing the cannon on Penguin's solid gold tank]  Stop her! Those shells are solid gold. Every time she fires that cannon, it costs $50,000 dollars!

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Oh, let her have some fun, Pengy. After all, you're a millionaire now.

  The Penguin : Even a millionaire blinks at $50,000 dollars!

• The Penguin : Auf wiedersehen!

• Aunt Hilda : This is the best batch of toad stew I've ever made.

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Somehow I don't think the men are too enthusiastic about your cooking, darling.

  Aunt Hilda : I don't see why not. Do you know how much vitamin B there is in the average toad?

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : No.

  Aunt Hilda : Just twice the daily minimum requirement.

  The Penguin : Well, what's for dinner tonight? I'm starved.

  [looks in the stew pot] 

  The Penguin : Not again. Can't you cook anything else?

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Do you have any idea how much vitamin B there is in the average toad, darling?

• The Penguin : [Aunt Hilda is playing a snake-charming flute]  We can stay in here was long as we want. Only thing is, if I keep having to listen to that, I'll go straight. Can't you make her stop?

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Aunt Hilda gets nervous in closed rooms, darling. This keeps her occupied.

  The Penguin : Not worth the price.

  [to Aunt Hilda] 

  The Penguin : Why don't you try biting your nails?

• The Penguin : It's a lowdown, underhanded trick! Faugh! I'm foiled again! It's exasperating!

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Oh, be a good loser, darling.

  Robin : A page from your own book, huh, Penguin?

  The Penguin : [to Aunt Hilda]  It's your fault wasting those golden shells!

  Aunt Hilda : Be quiet, deary, or I'll turn you into a toad. Should I, Batman?

  Batman : Thank you, we have other plans for Penguin.