Batman (TV Series)

Penguin's Disastrous End (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Workman : How did you manage to stay alive inside that crusher? It develops a hundred thousand pounds of pressure.

  Batman : Fortunately, we were able to reach our utility belts, where we always keep our emergency Bat-airpumps to pump up the Batmobiles tires.

  Workman : You mean you countered the hydraulic crusher with air pressure?

  Batman : As the crusher increased it's pressure, it automatically increased the counter-air pressure.

• News anchor : [voice coming from TV set]  This is the third day that Penguin and his henchmen have been hold up inside the sub-treasury vault. Commissioner Gordon and...

  [rest is drowned out by Aunt Harriet] 

  Mrs. Cooper : Three days, Alfred, imagine that! What can they be doing inside there?

  Alfred : I imagine that our law enforcement agencies are asking the same question, madam.

  Chief O'Hara : [cut to the sub-treasury vault]  What could that mangy creature be doing in there?

  Batman : I wish I knew, Chief.

  Commissioner Gordon : And what's he doing for food?

  Batman : I wish I knew, Commissioner.

  Robin : And what's he...

  Batman : [interrupting]  I wish I knew, Robin.

• Batman : [referring to Chief O'Hara]  He's blocked the tank!

  Robin : But he'll be crushed like a walnut!

  Commissioner Gordon : The brave fool!

• Henchman #1 : Oh, you'll never crack that safe, Batman.

  Robin : [cuffing him]  Put your hands in these and cut the comments.

  [Batman unlocks the safe] 

  Henchman #1 : You did it!

  Batman : It's not difficult if you have steady nerves and a good ear - qualities destroyed by the tenor of criminal life.

  Henchman #1 : Oh, the laughs on you, Batman. That's nothin' compared to the haul he's gettin' now.

  Batman : What's that?

  Henchman #1 : Well, he - Oh, no you don't, Batman. I might steal, but I don't squeal. And like the Penguin says, after this caper, Gotham City is gonna be in the soup!

  Batman : Thank you. You just told me where Penguin is.

  Henchman #1 : What?

  Batman : Clip his cuffs to the safe, Robin, while we make a fast trip.

• Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : You know, darling, it really is a shame. You and I could have made a marvelous career in movies.

  Batman : I'm afraid your movie career will be interrupted for quite a while, Marsha.

• The Penguin : It's a lowdown, underhanded trick! Faugh! I'm foiled again! It's exasperating!

  Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Oh, be a good loser, darling.

  Robin : A page from your own book, huh, Penguin?

  The Penguin : [to Aunt Hilda]  It's your fault wasting those golden shells!

  Aunt Hilda : Be quiet, deary, or I'll turn you into a toad. Should I, Batman?

  Batman : Thank you, we have other plans for Penguin.