Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Baby Broker (1978)
Ivor Francis: Professor Henry McDowell
Quotes
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Professor Henry McDowell : [arrested while conducting research for a book on profanity] I'm not a pervert. I'm a scholar.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : There's no reason why you can't be both.
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Professor Henry McDowell : It's really a shame. I've never found an obscene word starting with 'Z'
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Zelda.
[everyone looks at him questioning his reply]
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I guess you had to be there.