This Is England (2006)

Thomas Turgoose: Shaun

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• Mr. Sandhu : [after Shaun finally leaves the shop]  Oh, and you're banned.

  Shaun : Oh, and you're a mong.

• Shaun : I just wondered if you'd like to be my girlfriend. I think you're lovely.

• School Bully : Keith. Keithy. oi, oi.

  [whistles] 

  Shaun : Talkin' to me?

  [nods] 

  Shaun : What?

  School Bully : I never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.

  Shaun : Piss off.

  School Bully : What the fuck are they?

  Shaun : These, I'm wearing them for a bet, what's your excuse?

  School Bully : Cheeky Bastard. Woodstock's that way pal.

  Shaun : Fuck off, at least I don't look like count Dracula.

  Shaun : You think your funny yeh?

  Shaun : yeh.

  School Bully : You think your funny you little spaz?

  Shaun : Yeh.

  School Bully : You want to hear a fucking joke yeh?

  Shaun : Yeh, yeh go on then

  School Bully : How many people can you fit into a mini?

  Shaun : I don't fucking know how many?

  School Bully : Three in the back, two in the front, and your fucking dad in the ashtray.

  Shaun : You fucker!

• Shaun : Get me... 'undred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager now.

  Mr. Sandhu : You know what you're gonna have? Nothing!

  Shaun : What?

  Mr. Sandhu : You know you're not supposed to be in here. Go. Out. Bang.

  Shaun : Just fucking get them, you Paki bastard!

  Mr. Sandhu : [Bewildered]  What did you say?

  Shaun : Get them you FILTHY - PAKI - BASTARD!

  Mr. Sandhu : Right! That's it!

  [Begins chasing Shaun around the shop until he catches him] 

  Mr. Sandhu : That's it!

  Shaun : Get off!

  Mr. Sandhu : Get out!

  Combo : [Entering the shop]  What's going on, mate? You gotta problem?

  Mr. Sandhu : [Wrestling Shaun towards the door]  He's been calling me a Paki bastard. Just open the door and I'll let him out. Go on, mate.

  Combo : [Suddenly brandishing a huge knife]  GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF HIM NOW! FUCKING HANDS OFF HIM!

• Smell : I loved when you gave me that cake, that was sweet. Did you make it yourself?

  Shaun : [bashfully]  Ya

  Smell : You didn't make it yourself, did you?

  Shaun : [laughing]  No

• Shaun : [Milky is bloody and unconscious]  Oh, Combo, what have you done to 'im?

  Combo : Men don't cry! Remember, men don't cry!

• Shaun : [Last scene. Shaun drowns his St George's Cross Flag in a pond then stares mournfully into the camera] 

• Shaun : At least I don't look like Dracula!