Virgin Territory (2007)
Craig Parkinson: Tindaro
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Quotes
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Tindaro : [narrating about Gerbinos sex-life] There isn't much going on under his pants. Funny, I've heard that he's the biggest dick in town...
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Tindaro : [while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath?
Pampinea : I have taken a bath this day, father.
Tindaro : Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino Della Ratta, have you taken a bath.
Gerbino : Yes.
Tindaro : When?
Gerbino : I have taken a bath!
Tindaro : Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs?
Gerbino : WHAT?
Tindaro : Show me you hands...
Gerbino : This is ridiculous!
[shows his hands]
Tindaro : Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails!
Gerbino : So, what's wrong?
Tindaro : Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?
Gerbino : [goes to the fountain, washing his hands, goes back to Pampinea and Tindaro, waves hand at Tindaros face] Happy?
[Tindaro nods]
Pampinea : [to Gerbino] He was trying to help...
Tindaro : Yeah, exactly...