The Sandlot 2 (2005 Video)

David Mickey Evans: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Hayley and David went all the way through high school together. After that, they went their separate ways. Ten years after college, they met again. At that meeting, just like the first time he had ever had a chance to talk to her in grade school, David was so nervous he couldn't speak, so she spoke for him, and she said, ''You're supposed to say, "'Will you marry me?'" And he did.

• Narrator : We were out of ideas and I was dead meat until Mac had an epiphany, which, since it was such a girlie word, he didn't have many of.

• [Fingers approaches a kissing booth wearing platform boots to make him appear taller than normal] 

  Hot Young Lady : Sweetie, aren't you a little young?

  [Fingers shakes his head while keeping a straight face] 

  Boyfriend : Hey, kid. Did your mother say it was okay?

  [Fingers nods with a cunning grin on his face] 

  Hot Young Lady : Just on the cheek, ok?

  [Fingers nods again and leans in to get a kiss; he then kisses the kissing booth woman on the lips as the security guard attempts to restrain him. The other kids get off a ride as they spot Fingers being restrained] 

  Saul : Oh my god!

  Tarqell : What's wrong?

  Saul : Get the bikes!

  [the kids scramble to get the bikes as Fingers is successfully apprehended by the security guard] 

  Hot Young Lady : Now I remember that kid! That's the same kid as last year.

  [the kids each get on their bikes and pedal to the rescue; Fingers managed to successfully break free and takes off] 

  Boyfriend : [tosses Finger's hat towards him]  Pervert!

  Hot Young Lady : God; he stole my gum!

  [Fingers is seen riding in Saul's sidecar with the Hot Young Lady's gum in his mouth] 

  Narrator : [narrating]  We never mentioned that night again because it was just too terrible to think what would've happened if that guy had caught Fingers. But mostly, because of what happened the next day.

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : It began with the retrieval of the Great Ball... Stolen by the Beast, the monster poured into its possession his slobber and his will to dominate all who trespassed his land... But, there were some who resisted. An alliance of neighborhood kids banded together and fought for possession of the Great Ball... When all seemed lost, Benny ''The Jet'' Rodriguez aided by magic shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher, battled for the future of the Sandlot... Hercules the Beast, enemy of all free kids was finally defeated... Time passed, and for 3,000 days... the Great Ball, its retrieval and the danger of what was once contained behind the left field fence, was almost forgotten... Rumors grew up about a shadow of the Beast... Finally, when nine new kids came to the Sandlot in the year 1972... something old and new was waiting... I was the only one that knew anything about it. My name is Johnny Smalls, and that was the summer that a kid named David Vincent Durango, taught me the greatest lesson in life, and became the very first hero I ever knew. But even though what happened that summer happened on the Sandlot... it had nothing to do with baseball.