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8/10
No good deed goes unpunished.
planktonrules2 May 2021
Peter Harding (Howard Duff) is Barney's best friend and the show begins with Barney telling Peter he's going to leave his wife for another woman. Peter's reaction is very unusual. While on the surface he seemed unfazed, he concocts a plan to help patch up Barney's marriage and get the girlfriend out of the way. No, he did NOT plan on killing the girlfriend but on taking her for himself. But the plan has a few snags. It turns out Barney's wife ALSO is tired of this marriage and she, too, has a boyfriend on the side...so Peter has to put a stop to this. As for what OTHER snag...well, you'll have to see the show to see what happens to Peter's plan.

This is a pretty good episode of the show and I liked the twist. It just goes to show you that the old expression 'no good deed goes unpunished' can indeed be true. The acting is good and script very good.
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7/10
A Little Powder, For Thy Stomach's Sake.
rmax3048233 September 2013
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Two old friends, one (Dailey) in a stale marriage to adulteress Jan Sterling; the other (Duff) unattached and something of a gadabout. Dailey has fallen for a younger woman -- Sterling is 38 and Bettye Ackerman is only 28. This is an eminently sensible move. Ackerman is in love with Dailey too, despite the fact that Dailey here looks kind of old and flabby. And Ackerman is affable and attractive, despite her spelling her first name with an "e" on the end.

Dailey, ridden with guilt, confesses his affair to his best friend and says he intends to divorce Sterling. But he's being called out of town for a while and introduces Duff to Ackerman, and asks Duff to look after her while Dailey's elsewhere. Duff looks after her with a vengeance. The two of them are drawn together, or at any rate Ackerman likes Duff, although Duff seems motivated by not much more than his glands.

Are you following this? I ask because the plot gets even more intricate and at times confusing. Dailey steals poison from Duff and tries to slip it to his wife at dinner but mistakenly gives it to the dog, Brutus, instead. Brutus gives up the ghost promptly and without distress. Nobody mourns Brutus, although he's been with Dailey and Sterling for fifteen years. By my count, that makes Brutus AT LEAST one hundred and five years old in dog years. I hope when I'm that old some kind friend will slip me the Altrapeine.

I can't claim that the plot clears up as the episode moves along, because it gets more nebulous. There's another attempt to poison Sterling, Ackerman rejects Dailey, there's a car crash, and it all winds up with Dailey dying in a hospital bed and having an "A-HA! Erlebnis," during which he twigs to the fact that his good old friend Duff was after Dailey's girl friend. Dailey frames Duff for attempted murder, I think, but it's all rather murky.

The plot is torturous but the dialog has some sparkle to it. How many dogs do you know that are named Brutus? And here's an exchange I thought reflected some understated but deft wit.

When Dailey is first telling Duff about finding a newer model for his wife, he explains something like:

"You don't know how it is. All those dull years, and then, suddenly --"

Duff cuts in with: " -- It's spring!"

I believe that may be more clever than it appears. A popular song during the 1940s was "Suddenly It's Spring," first heard in a Ginger Rogers movie, "Lady in the Dark," from 1941. In 1947, another movie with the title "Suddenly It's Spring" was released, and the plot of the comedy closely mirrors the plot of this episode. Google the song on YouTube and listen to what Stan Getz did with it in 1953. I won't bother with the details because the point isn't important. It's just that it all doesn't seem coincidental, though it may have been.

The direction isn't bad either, considering the limitations of the genre -- dramatic, low-budget TV drama. For instance, there's an interest shot of a car making a fast U-turn during a rain storm, and the camera captures it from inside a roadside telephone booth, through rain-spotted windows, the telephone that has just played an important part in the story dangling from the box. Interesting composition. Not masterful, not poetic, but someone had to put some thought into it. The lighting is well done, too, highly noirish. Duff is appealing, Dailey seems half asleep, and Phillip Reed, as Jan Sterling's lover, is a great black cinematic hole. Watching him is a painful experience.
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6/10
Intricate plotting - good acting
coltras3516 May 2022
An executive (Howard Duff) plans to end an associate's (Dan Dailey) love affair and save the man's career and marriage. How kind of Howard Duff to do this!! Well not really kind cause he wants Dailey's bit on the side on his side, if you know what I mean. Dailey, meanwhile, tries to poison his wife, then accidentally poison the dog, then tries to poison wife and then races back to stop her ... you could get the idea, the plot is quite intricate, keeping one watching. The finale is quite good. Most of the characters aren't exactly lovable characters, especially Howard Duff, but they're well-presented.
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6/10
An ever so slight miscalculation
sol121820 November 2011
***SPOILERS*** Big time businessman Phil "Barney" Bartell, Dan Dailey, has just about had it with his old bag of a wife Beatrice, Jan Sterling, and want's to trade her in for a new model. With Beatrice pushing 40 and starting to sag in all the right or wrong places Barney has been secretly making it with pretty 28 year old fashion designer Lorna Dickson, Bettye Ackerman, behind his wife's back. What Barney doesn't realize is that his old lady had just about had it with him and was having an affair with family friend Johnnny O'Brian, Phillip Reed, and is planning to dump him at the very first opportunity.

It's in all this confusion and whoring around that Barney's good friend Peter Harding, Howard Duff, pops in to offer both his help and advice. With Barney telling Peter to check out Lorna and keep her entertained while he's on a business trip in San Francisco he in fact falls for his best friend's secret lover Lorna and plans to screw Barney by stealing her from right under his nose. Peter in setting him up had given Barney the idea of knocking off his old lady when he was developing photos in his lab. Using the developer Altrapeine Peter tells an eager to learn, about film developing, Barney that if swallowed it can cause a person to go into convulsions and make it look like he or she died of a massive heart attack.

With that idea put into his head by Peter Barney gets a bottle of the stuff, Altrapeine, at the local pharmacy and plans to slip it into Beatrice's medication and finally get her out of his hair and life for good. Thus making it possible for him to finally marry Lorna! What Barney doesn't know is that his good friend Peter is setting him up to get caught in his wife's murder so that he, who's been getting it on with her while Barney's away, can have Lorna all too himself!

****SPOILERS**** Barney in fact got cold feet when it came to do in his old lady in finding out from Lorna that, by Peter telling her, Beatrice's suffering from heart troubles and him, Barney , leaving her would touch off a massive heart-attack on their, Barney & Lorna, part! The ending of this Alfred Hitchcock episode is a real lulu with Barney who after his entire plan to murder Betrice falls apart goes to plan B, after getting banged up in a car crash, which involves his own demise. But wait a moment Barney still has an ace up his sleeve in him getting even with his good friend Peter who in fact double-crossed him by trying to take Lorna away from him. And that ends up screwing and screwing real good Peter who naively went along, without knowing his part in it, with Barney's sinister plan!
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10/10
Hitchcock tv masterpiece.
vstallion7619 January 2022
This episode is more late 1940's film noir vs series television. Brilliantly pieced together. Norman Lloyd directs. Dan Dailey gives a stellar performance.
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6/10
What is this guy's name LOL
boydetteshell8 September 2021
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One minute he's Philip one minute he's Barney in the same conversation between people the name changes are the actors all brain-dead is the script miswritten one review I see here gave him both names.... calling him Philip Barney it drove me crazy has nobody else caught this or am I just that OCD??? Lol ...not really a review about the episode I love all Hitchcock movies TV I love the man himself I think he's hysterical but he's so precise about everything I cannot believe this got past him it's just annoying is all.
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8/10
"And like a good, reasonable, steady fella, he tried to poison his wife."
classicsoncall31 August 2022
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If the Bartels' dog were a Doberman Pinscher or a pit bull, I could see why it was named Brutus. But a spaniel? It sure didn't look like a Brutus to me. That Barney Bartel intentionally fed it the altrapeine poison didn't make a whole lot of sense to me unless he wanted to see just how effective it was. But he should have known that by his conversations with Peter Harding (Howard Duff) and the drug store guy (Stan Jones). He wasted the poor mutt for nothing.

Besides that little aside starting out, I thought this was a pretty effective and convincing episode, EXCEPT - right at the very end! Harding had to blurt out the fact that he and Lorna (Bettye Ackerman) were going away for a week or two. As Bugs Bunny would say - 'What a maroon!'. Bartel may have had his suspicions, but there's no way Harding should have been coaxed into admitting that he was having his own fling on the side with Lorna (Bettye Ackerman). As for Lorna, I can understand a woman going for an older guy, but neither Barney nor Peter looked like a catch for the lovely woman. Who in real life, the actress portraying Lorna was only three years younger than Jan Sterling, playing Barney's wife. And actress Ackerman was actually thirty eight, not twenty eight!

In any event, the twist at the end was perhaps one of the better Hitchcock finales, except of course Hitch's own epilog which diluted the effect of the unwelcome surprise for Harding. Not that you'd want to see Harding get away with anything, but the effect it leaves on the viewer is a bit of a letdown from the impact of the resolution. I wish he'd just let dead dogs lie.
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9/10
Good Episode But Not the Brady Bunch Interior
robcurlee-19-386969 March 2024
Very well done episode done with a film noir atmosphere with an excellent cast. Howard Duff well known for numerous movie roles as well as radio's Sam Spade along with veteran actor Dan Dailey who starred as Governor William Drinkwater along with Julie Sommers in the short lived 1970 CBS series, "The Governor and J. J." are particularly well cast in their respective roles. A recent reviewer noted a similarity between an interior set in this episode and one used in The Brady Bunch. They're not the same since this episode was filmed at Universal/Revue and The Brady Bunch was filmed at Paramount Studios.
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8/10
That's What Friends Are For
Hitchcoc8 May 2023
This is a convoluted love triangle episode. Dan Dailey (who has a beautiful wife) has fallen in love with a much younger one. He introduces her to his friend, Howard Duff, who tries to get him to knock it off. But good old Howard wants her for himself. What follows is Dailey's inability to ask his wife for a divorce and enlists Duff's help in killing her. Of course there are lots of complications, particular those that have to do with the poison. The downfall of this episode has to do with Dailey, lying in his hospital bed, seemingly lucid and with it, deciding to have Duff help him kill himself. It just doesn't wash.
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5/10
This poisoner is hardly tender!
silversurfersgp16 June 2020
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This is one of the 60-minute episodes of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour adapted from a full-length novel that does not seem to drag. Good performances all round by the four main leads, although it is hard to see what the lovely Lorna Dickson (Bettye Ackerman) sees in the boring, bland, unambitious, and colourless Philip 'Barney' Bartel (Dan Dailey) to have an affair with him; little wonder that his dashing 'best friend' Peter Harding, well played by a conniving Howard Duff, soon turns her head.

Regarding the poisoning of the Bartels' family dog Brutus by Philip, I believe that it was not accidental - he meant to do it deliberately to test if the poison 'Altrapeine' would really work. How utterly callous of him to kill the dog who had been with him and his wife throughout the 15 years of their marriage!

In the final scene at the hospital when Bartel gets Harding to poison him with the aforementioned 'Altrapeine' so as to avoid justice, I was struck by how cloudy the tap water was even before Harding put the deadly powder in - just how chlorinated was that tap water??!
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8/10
That's the Brady Bunch house interior...
baysidejim27 February 2024
When Peter takes Lorna back to her house at the half way point of the film, he's invited into her home. Look closely at the front doors and then the stone wall next to them. As the camera pans forward you can clearly see the famous Brady stairs in the background. I never seen this house interior before in any film. I know Hitchcock was famous for the Leave it To Beaver set use and the surrounding back lot which was used extensively in most of his films and Alfred Hitchcock Presents. I like to watch to see what houses and neighborhoods they use and pick out those I'm familiar with. Alfred Hitchcock was the best Director and broke ground for others to follow.
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5/10
Something For Her Heartburn
sneedsnood20 May 2015
Lackluster middle-aged businessman Barney, played by lackluster middle-aged actor Dan Daily, is tired of his oppressive wife, played by Jan Sterling, and has attracted an unlikely, pretty new girlfriend whom he insists on introducing to his best friend Peter, a handsome womanizer played by Howard Duff. Craving the prize for himself, Peter doesn't waste a beat moving in, manipulating and backstabbing his old friend in order to gain the girl. Meanwhile, Barney's wife is having an affair of her own with someone else, and everyone is pretty unlikable in his or her way. When the family dog of 15 years suddenly drops dead, nobody seems particularly upset. A tender poisoning, indeed. For no explicit reason it seems that Barney has decided to commit some of the titular poisonings, but in a clumsy and obvious way. Fortunately, his wife has gastro-intestinal problems and takes two heaping tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda every night, making things easy for any would-be poisoner. Lots of powders are spooned into lots of drinking glasses during this episode, and the surprise ending doesn't really make sense, even though you can see it coming.
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2/10
Very strange episode
lbkrahn6 January 2015
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I do not really understand this episode. Barney poisons the dog, whether it was meant for the dog or for his wife, but then he does not even care that the dog is suddenly deceased. This does not make any sense, as the dog had been with them for 15 years. If he didn't feel anything for the dog, then at the moment it was discovered that the dog was suddenly dead, his wife would question his lack of feeling. The fact that this did not happen was so completely unrealistic, I shake my head whenever I see that scene. Barney instead talks about death as if it were preferable to life, and Phil and his wife do not really think that is strange.

Also, why is Bettye Ackerman's character so flighty? She cannot even tell who she is in love with, or does she go around breaking up marriages regularly? I can't find any excuse for her character and that makes this episode seem rather phony.

All in all, not a very impressive episode, although Howard Duff is convincingly evil.
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