The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

R. Lee Ermey: Sheriff Hoyt

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• Sheriff Hoyt : I smell bullshit.

• Sheriff Hoyt : Excuse me, you mind getting the fuck outta my way, son?

• Sheriff Hoyt : I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies.

  Andy : Yeah, I bet you did.

  Sheriff Hoyt : Yeah, cop me a little bit of a feel every now and then, you know. Oh, look at that. She's kind of wet down there. What you boys been doing with this dead body anyway?

  Andy : Can we please finish this?

• Sheriff Hoyt : Is that where she was sitting? Because the angle don't add up for me with the blood on that back window.

  Morgan : Maybe she was a bit more in the middle.

  Sheriff Hoyt : Well, maybe you ought to move a little more over to the middle.

  Morgan : But...

  Sheriff Hoyt : What, are you afraid of a little blood? Get the fuck over there!

• [after Morgan tries shooting the sheriff with no avail] 

  Sheriff Hoyt : Well, well, well. Look at we have here. We got ourselves a killer. Only this time, you killed the sheriff.

• Sheriff Hoyt : You know, I have just as much respect for dead as anybody.

  [sees Andy and Morgan putting the dead hitchhiker in the backseat of his patrol car] 

  Sheriff Hoyt : Get that nasty, goddamn thing out of the backseat of my goddamn car. Put it in the trunk, what the hell's the matter with you?

• Sheriff Hoyt : You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girl. You brought this all on yourself.

• Erin : What's wrong with you fucking people?

  Sheriff Hoyt : Nothing wrong with us.

• Sheriff Hoyt : How about giving me a hand here, asshole? You don't expect me to do this by myself? I need some help.

  Andy : Why do I always get yanked into this shit? What am I doing?

  Sheriff Hoyt : Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up.

• Pepper : It just seems so wrong.

  Sheriff Hoyt : Don't give me any crap, young lady. Goddamn it, I got just as much respect for a dead body as anybody around here.