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8/10
Beautiful
pro_crustes10 June 2004
My copy of this tape is subtitled "The Beautiful Workout," but I think it's the same one listed here as "Beginning." Forget the workout; videographer Ron Harris was a darling of the Playboy Channel in this era, and his style is evident throughout all four "classes" on this fun, sexy anthology. The individual segments used to run unscheduled on Showtime and I left that channel on continuously in the hopes of catching them. The girls (yes, _women_, I know; but the narrator on the tape says "girls" and that's how I remember them, so girls they remain for this review) were utterly lovely and their dance/exercise movements were like a homing missile aimed at my sense of the erotic. Lots of people dismiss this kind of thing and I guess they have a right to, but I am a little bit proud of the fact that a sexy dancing girl doesn't have to be naked to be exciting. The girls' Danskin leotards don't hide much, but a little goes a long way when you want the sort of thing Harris delivers via "Aerobicise."

I don't know if it qualifies as porn, though it sure ain't no workout video for anyone truly looking for exercise. What it does do is satisfy the same voyeuristic urge that had some guys wanting to peek into a women's (there, see? I grew up and said "women") aerobics class, before Tae Bo had them punching instead of bouncing. Doing that for real would be childish and maybe even a sign that one needs therapy. But this is just a harmless video.

Have fun.
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9/10
beautiful indeed
kingplanet18 January 2005
This 15 year old (at the time, 1982) watched these ladies on Showtime and thought they were angelic. These were simply some of the most beautiful creatures I had ever seen. Who cares how these segments were shot, they can be used for working out or viewed as erotic video work in themselves. The fact you can watch this and be totally entertained without once "working out", shows that they were more than just a get fit program. I still have a VHS copy of Aerobicise and to this day enjoy the "girls" and the awesome music that is contained therein. Some of these women are now in their late 40's (depending on how old they were at the time). I'd like to see them now and wonder what they have been up to. Probably still very lovely.
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I'm too sexy
Detroitblue23 February 2004
I've actually been looking for the Aerobicise series of videos. I found them once a long time ago at an "independent" store and I should have dubbed them when I had the chance, curses! Aerobicise goes back to the pioneer days of " ON TV", before cable hit the north. The director captured the sexy vibe of the disco scene on video and made you want to be that sexy. Pumping dance hits like "Dancer" by Gino Soccio, those hot workout diva's shimmered with sweat and lip gloss as their blond crimps floated on air with every bounce kick step. The whole event seemed to culminate in a "come one come all" challenge to any would-be lover to out last the stamina and to achieve the glamor that those girls obiviously had in bed as well as in the gym.
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9/10
How to Make Difficult look Sexy in the 80's.
lambiepie-219 November 2010
Warning: Spoilers
Back in the early 1980's, Showtime was a new cable movie pay channel that wanted to be a little different than those already formed. It tired different avenues such as live concerts, hosts between movies and little experimental snippets of original made for Showtime features. This was one of the experiments that worked.

Between movies they showed women and men doing exercises to increase heart rates. The change was in the 'beauty' of doing it, rather than in the sweat of it. Ron Harris assembled a line of dancers, athletes, models/actors and certified instructors to round out this vision. His idea was to place them on a round; slowly rotating platform to perform the heart pumping exercises with one camera catching the detail. Sounds easy? Far from it. But the results were spectacular.

I remember the "making of" segment that was shown mostly on Showtime. It was interesting, as many people did not believe these exercises were all done in one camera take, that these young men and women could DO them at all without falling apart. I will try to break it down in saying that the one camera technique to film this was new and innovative, sexy and cinematic as the Ron Harris has a cinematographer's keen eye for detail and used it here. The rotating platform was an optical illusion and a sensual one as well. And the women and men who choreographed and/or performed these routines on this rotating platform had a difficult task which they made look easy, approachable and dare I say...sexy.

The aerobic routines were choreographed by aerobics instructors to give maximum results for a goal of increased heart rates and circulation in a short period of time. A few of the women featured were those instructors who choreographed routines, a few did not appear and choreographed the routines only. In any case, the women and men chosen to do these were of peak performance levels - whether they were indeed models, actors or dancers. They sold the routines. And therein eventually was the problem: the audience who complained.

It was more than complaints - there were folks trying to follow along and could not. They were dropping like flies because they thought they could just go ahead and 'do it'. Was it fat/obese people doing the complaining? No. It was others who thought because they looked good, they could just go on and do this without warming up, practice or knowing that they could psychically keep up without checking with their doctor FIRST. This is why on the '20 Minute Workout' show/tapes, etc. it came with a warning. The warning is real (because of the complainers) and it's for everyone. These exercises are difficult and because they accelerate your heart rate, it can hurt you no matter how great you look. Sure this helps you to get in and stay in shape, but one should not attempt this until they can work themselves into it. (Actually this was the basis for the 20 Minute Work out series!) On the other hand, there is the alleged sexual content. I believe it was planned to be sensual, not sexual. Many exercise programs before that time were pretty much the same: black and white and jumping jacks for stay at home housewives. The camera was never up close. The instructors were covered from head to toe.

But in came the 1980's, the decade of excess. Ron added color, flair, direct camera angles to accentuate the workout on the muscles, an eye-view of it, beauty (and the makeup NEVER ran!), and instead of some kid playing chopsticks on the piano to accompany the workout, new-age/new-wave/disco combos of sultry accompaniments. This was to make you want to get up and at least try these exercises. And if you did, make you feel as beautiful as the people doing it - instead of feeling like you've just joined basic training in the Army. But even with that for some watching, it because a new method of exploring sexual fantasy. And in came more complainers.

Again, their main complaint was that this was soft-porn and had no redeeming exercise value at all. Was it fat/obese people doing the complaining? Once again, no - they were the ones buying the tapes. The complainers were the ones that had a huge voice in the 80's, the "What about the children!!!" groups.

Their complaint was not all bad, but it was not all correct either. As with any and every exercise program, it will help some achieve their toning or weight loss goals - but definitely not a majority or all. Aerobics helped increase the heart rate and the choreographed routines to it assisted in firming, strength, toning and weight loss. The cameras were right there to show you where, the women and men were selling the program. They were beautiful and handsome. They drew you in. Did you forget to exercise ...and just want to goggle at them? Admire the close up camera work? Therein lies the rub.

Now those who claimed this to be too sexually explicit/soft porn, can do so as beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But it begs to have the question answered, "For what benefit ARE you looking at this series?" Aerobic Exercise or Sexual Stimulation? As an individual, you make the choice. I can say this series was never sexually stimulating as I was in too much pain and sweat over working out with these tapes to become stimulated in that way. Daily exercise for health. Wasn't that the true goal? Too bad many have/are missing the initial point.
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4/10
WHO FILMED THIS?
life_sux0418 January 2003
I wasn't alive back when this was made, but my parents have a vidoetape of it. I found it and popped it in the VCR, and was surprised at what I saw. First of all, you can't even see half the workout because the camera man practically shoves the camera in the poor women's legs and rear ends! If anyone wanted to DO the workout, they would have been confused since you can't see what the girls are doing. It also doesn't help that the girls almost seem to be doing this erotic dance-thing in it. Seriously, is this a workout or a porno for twelve-year old boys hitting puberty?
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Pretty but pretty boring
lor_31 January 2023
My review of "Aerobicise -The Ultimate Workout" was written in November 1983 after watching a Paramount Home Video cassette.

"Aerobicise -The Ultimate Workout" is the third exercise tape from Ron Harris, presenting an advanced level program to augment earlier "The Beautiful" and "The Beginning" workout VHS releases. NOTE: IMDb lumps all of them together into one "Aerobicise" listing, and "Ultimate" runs 104 minutes.

Tape contains two complete programs featuring warm up exercises and climaxing in arduous aerobics segments, plus the usual cool-down finale. With repetitive use of MOR music by Shiva, the pleasant to watch material becomes monotonous. A pioneer in the style and technical aspects of sexy exercise photography, Harris fails to vary his visuals here, with the white-on-white studio background and floor ultimately a detriment to sustaining viewer interest.

With svelte, attractive models, Harris's multiple camera technique emphasizes real-time exercising, with the women really working up a sweat during the pay-off aerobics segments. Unlike the threesomes featured in his Showtime cable tapes and syndicated series, "Ultimate Workout" consists almost entirely of a single model exercising, with one woman (Debbie Bellman) dominating the second half. To compete with increasingly elaborate imitators, Harris will have to devise new and visual motifs for future programs.
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