Sidewalks of New York (2001)

David Krumholtz: Ben

Quotes 

• Ben : I didn't say anything...

  Maria : [interrupts]  *Oh really!*

  Ben : [continues anyway]  that would warrant these accusations.

  Maria : Really? Telling someone that I work with, that I have to see every single day, that she has nice tits

  [Ben exclaims] 

  Maria : that doesn't warrant these accusations?

  Ben : I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

  [cut to flashback of him saying that] 

  Ben : All-all I'm saying is that you have really nice breasts.

• Ben : I got beat up a lot when I was a kid and so I spent-I spent most of my time in my bathroom learning to play guitar and masturbating. And now that I'm divorced, I basically do the same thing.

• Ben : I'm not really that sweet. I'm really a savage.

  Ashley : Oh really?

  Ben : I'm fucking wild man. You just have to let me show you that side of myself.

  Ashley : No, no, no, no, no. I like the sweet side. I know enough savages already.

  Ben : Yeah. Yeah, but I'm a savage with a very sweet side.