As with Warhol films and other '60s and '70s underground efforts, it is the structural aspects of early porn that holds the most interest, especially since the "in & out" sex content is so repetitive and interchangeable, film to film.
TEENANGEL is very badly directed, but its narrative aspects hold a certain fascination. I watched both the VCX and truncated SWV versions, and there is some meat on these mangy bones.
Thanks to a lousy Dragon Art Theatre print, the SWV edition is incoherent. Full-length VCX begins with voice-over of our leads' wedding, as we watch random street shots of Frisco setting the scene.
Director "Dave Miller" takes a page out of Kubrick's book by setting each scene with an evocative high angle shot of the lengthy steps leading up to the newlyweds' apartment, a set-up repeated over & over.
They come upstairs and groom Jim Bowman (very dully played by no-talent 1-shot "Frank Ford") is anxious to deflower his bride Sharon ("Sharon Demsted", another ringer). They've been together for an entire year with no premarital sex. As he humps her, the library music segues aptly to "Hold on, I'm Comin'", and our big-dicked Jim obliges.
Top-shot of the stairs hails the arrival of cutesy papergirl, the title character Kim (Melba Bruce, the film's obvious draw), who's anxious to sign up Jim to an underground paper subscription. She messes up her ad libs horribly, but later on Jim is so tongue-tied the film comes to a complete halt while he composes himself. Such is quickie porn.
Same top-shot of stairs signals Sharon's coming home bearing groceries. She's ultra-jealous at the sight of hubby with jail-bait. They kiss and makeup, but next scene, with wife away visiting her virginal sister Tillie (a major character who never shows up in the film proper -needed a rewrite and another day added to the shooting sked), papergirl Kim is back and predictably humping Jim.
Top-shot of the stairs means Sharon's returned again, and she spies the duo in the act. As dramatic library music plays, Sharon calls for a yellow cab and splits -never to be seen in the film again.
SPOILERS ALERT:
Act II (or is it III?) fades up to Black gangster Pete being serviced lickety-split by Desiree West and Georgette Teaps as he calls his old Vietnam War buddy Jim and invites him over. Jim's wallowing in self-pity: we find out that his wife attempted suicide, was hospitalized, he lost his job, and it's been downhill ever since.
After a hot & heavy foursome with the gals, emphasizing mixed-combo action, Pete talks Jim into joining him (as getaway driver) in a bank heist, to earn $10,000. Jim reluctantly agrees, for old times' sake.
Film at this point takes a turn, familiar from low-budget indies and porn, but fascinating nonetheless. Camera pans & scans (as if Ken Burns had taken over the director's chair) over the blueprint of the bank's floor plan and a handy voice-over radio broadcast talks us through the missing final reel of the movie. The robbery was a fiasco, miscalculating the getaway, with our heroes injured and Jim ending up in the same hospital where his wife Sharon resides. We don't get to see any of this action, not even the tearful reunion, but instead "FINIS" appears on screen over a shot of nearby Alcatraz.
Yes it's garbage, but yet another testament to the power of cinema, even bad cinema. We want to get caught up (and escape) in a story, and whatever the roadblocks put up by inept directors, writers, cameramen and non-actors, the want-to-believe factor usually wins out. With filmmaking reduced to its absolute basics as in TEENANGEL, it's all just more obvious.
TEENANGEL is very badly directed, but its narrative aspects hold a certain fascination. I watched both the VCX and truncated SWV versions, and there is some meat on these mangy bones.
Thanks to a lousy Dragon Art Theatre print, the SWV edition is incoherent. Full-length VCX begins with voice-over of our leads' wedding, as we watch random street shots of Frisco setting the scene.
Director "Dave Miller" takes a page out of Kubrick's book by setting each scene with an evocative high angle shot of the lengthy steps leading up to the newlyweds' apartment, a set-up repeated over & over.
They come upstairs and groom Jim Bowman (very dully played by no-talent 1-shot "Frank Ford") is anxious to deflower his bride Sharon ("Sharon Demsted", another ringer). They've been together for an entire year with no premarital sex. As he humps her, the library music segues aptly to "Hold on, I'm Comin'", and our big-dicked Jim obliges.
Top-shot of the stairs hails the arrival of cutesy papergirl, the title character Kim (Melba Bruce, the film's obvious draw), who's anxious to sign up Jim to an underground paper subscription. She messes up her ad libs horribly, but later on Jim is so tongue-tied the film comes to a complete halt while he composes himself. Such is quickie porn.
Same top-shot of stairs signals Sharon's coming home bearing groceries. She's ultra-jealous at the sight of hubby with jail-bait. They kiss and makeup, but next scene, with wife away visiting her virginal sister Tillie (a major character who never shows up in the film proper -needed a rewrite and another day added to the shooting sked), papergirl Kim is back and predictably humping Jim.
Top-shot of the stairs means Sharon's returned again, and she spies the duo in the act. As dramatic library music plays, Sharon calls for a yellow cab and splits -never to be seen in the film again.
SPOILERS ALERT:
Act II (or is it III?) fades up to Black gangster Pete being serviced lickety-split by Desiree West and Georgette Teaps as he calls his old Vietnam War buddy Jim and invites him over. Jim's wallowing in self-pity: we find out that his wife attempted suicide, was hospitalized, he lost his job, and it's been downhill ever since.
After a hot & heavy foursome with the gals, emphasizing mixed-combo action, Pete talks Jim into joining him (as getaway driver) in a bank heist, to earn $10,000. Jim reluctantly agrees, for old times' sake.
Film at this point takes a turn, familiar from low-budget indies and porn, but fascinating nonetheless. Camera pans & scans (as if Ken Burns had taken over the director's chair) over the blueprint of the bank's floor plan and a handy voice-over radio broadcast talks us through the missing final reel of the movie. The robbery was a fiasco, miscalculating the getaway, with our heroes injured and Jim ending up in the same hospital where his wife Sharon resides. We don't get to see any of this action, not even the tearful reunion, but instead "FINIS" appears on screen over a shot of nearby Alcatraz.
Yes it's garbage, but yet another testament to the power of cinema, even bad cinema. We want to get caught up (and escape) in a story, and whatever the roadblocks put up by inept directors, writers, cameramen and non-actors, the want-to-believe factor usually wins out. With filmmaking reduced to its absolute basics as in TEENANGEL, it's all just more obvious.