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Crippled
tedg13 October 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Spoilers herein.

I watch film seriously, in part for introduction to new worlds. Sometimes that comes from personal contact through the lens.

Having said that, porn is never personal, by definition, it seems. But there is a scene in this that does contact, all the more shocking since even competent film-making in porn is rare.

The setup here, if you don't already know, is that our heroine has a stump for one leg. That stump is about the size and shape of a large dildo, and is employed as such while the film works its way down the list of must-have scenes.

All rather ho hum, if a little peculiar. Except this actress is a truly appealing personality, apparently in real life. Something of the Terry Garr phenomenon, where appeal is honest _and_ translates through the lens.

The interesting scene comes before the requisite lesbian rollaround. Jean is telling her friends what happened to her, with a hint of how she fell into porn. Its a longish scene and she cries. It's also a real and surprising film moment that transmutes this into something it does not intend. It may have originated in a prior film and been edited into this. I cannot know.

Ted's Evaluation -- 2 of 3: Has some interesting elements.
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2/10
Aldo Ray
movieman-2274 July 2021
Why no mention of Aldo Ray's small role in the film?

Ray's involvement gave the movie an extra degree of notoriety at the time of its release, and was the sole reason (somewhat sheepishly, lol) I went to a porn theater to see it back in the day.
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7/10
You've heard of torture porn? Here we have deformity porn!
Hey_Sweden16 September 2015
One wouldn't think that an adult film could be exploitative and sensitive at the same time, but director Alex de Renzy pulls that off with this somewhat offbeat and adventurous picture.

It tells the tale of the title woman, a bright, personable character who's clearly vowed not to let her deformity get her down. Her left leg ends in a stump that just so happens to resemble an enlarged version of the male anatomy. Jeanne works this to her advantage, as she uses her stump to satisfy both males and females with regularity.

Naturally, most of the running time is devoted to some very erotic heterosexual and lesbian sex scenes. De Renzy gets down to business in record time, as the first major sequence involves a three way. What's most striking is the way De Renzy combines an episodic quality, as we see the steamy encounters between Jeanne and her partners introduced by Jeanne herself, documentary style, in the manner dubbed by buffs as "cinema verite".

Jeanne is so appealing that this viewer wouldn't have minded slightly longer introductory sequences. One standout sequence has her educating two interested young associates on her sex life, and she reveals herself as very human when the conversation reduces her to tears at one point.

Recommended to people who want a little something out of the ordinary in their adult entertainment.

Seven out of 10.
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7/10
Grease Up Your B-Hole - Here Comes Long Jeanne!!!
EVOL66623 December 2006
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This compilation film titled simply LONG JEANNE SILVER is much like the latter day DEEP INSIDE films, that typically feature a particular porn performer where there is some docu-style commentary, along with some "greatest-cuts" scenes from their films. If you don't already know - Ms. Silver is best known for having a stump for a left leg that she uses in inventive fashions - namely sticking her deformed penile-shaped appendage in other people's orifices.

Highlights include an interesting scene where Jeanne uses her stump to butt-f!ck a guy, a few multi-partner scenes where Jeanne uses her special toy on some women, and a scene where Jeanne breaks down while talking about her affliction, but then goes on to bone the chicks she was talking to...

The best part is that Jeanne is a truly attractive chick that is totally f!ckable despite (or maybe because of) her minor physical deformity. Not as bizarre as a lot of the fetish porn material that I've seen, but definitely worth a view as amputee-porn seems to be a bit of a rarity. I'm sure there are other similar entries out there, I just haven't gotten around to them yet. If bizarro-porn is your thing - give this one a go - some of the scenes are really pretty hot...7.5/10
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8/10
Twisted stump porn! Yay!
mindseye10022 May 2002
Long Jeanne is an young and clearly intoxicated blonde-haired lass with one strange difference that made her a porn star of note in the late 70's and early 1980s. Jeanne had phallic birth defect.... Meaning: A leg stump in the shape of a huge erection! Jeanne waves her sexy stump around throughout this film like a plucked chicken wing and when she actually penetrates some poor miserable co-star (reportedly a guy director Alex De Renzy picked up on Polk Street in San Francisco), you have to fight your eyes to keep them from popping right out of your head. Check this legendary American adult film out. It may not be all that professionally made but it is awfully unique and you'll never forget it!
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It Certainly Holds Your Interest
Michael_Elliott9 December 2016
Long Jeanne Silver (1977)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Director Alex de Renzy made over a hundred porn films in his career but it's doubtful that any of them are as bizarre as this one here. We're introduced to Jeanne Silver through various interviews where she talks about her handicap and from here we see her various sexual encounters.

Silver's handicap is the fact that she's an amputee whose left leg looks like a very large penis. In fact, the poster and dialogue make a joke at of her being bigger than John Holmes. Yes, LONG JEANNE SILVER is basically a film that was made to try and make some quick cash on the fact that they've got an amputee doing the sex scenes. There are scenes with her and women, her involved in threesomes and one man who gets the stump up his, umm, you know what.

Is LONG JEANNE SILVER a good movie? Probably not. I mean, it's basically 65-minutes of no plot and just sexual situations where you're watching Silver do her thing. This is certainly a pretty bizarre movie and it's easy to see why it ended up becoming a cult favorite. It's certainly not a masterpiece and I'd argue that Silver doesn't have much of a personality on the screen but as pure exploitation the film keeps you interest throughout the running time.
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8/10
Neat vehicle for the singular Jeanne Silver
Woodyanders20 May 2015
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Jeanne Silver is a lovely and charming amputee with a malformed left leg appendage which resembles a large penis. Silver embarks on an unusual erotic odyssey in which she uses said phallic appendage to pleasure both men and women alike. Moreover, Silver also provides glimpses into her winningly sunny and resilient personality as someone living with a peculiar physical affliction.

Director Alex de Renzy certainly doesn't punk out on the shockingly warped premise, as yep we do indeed get to see Silver insert her stump into a man's rectum as well as several vaginas. To de Renzy's credit, the potentially exploitative subject matter is handled with disarming frankness and even sensitivity, as evident by the surprisingly poignant moment in which Silver breaks down and cries while talking to two gal pals about her disability. The sex scenes showcased herein are pretty hot, with the infamous sodomy set piece rating as a definite startling highlight. It also helps that one of Silver's carnal partners is none other than the insanely foxy Amber Hunt. Best of all, Silver not only possesses a vibrant and appealing upbeat personality, but also is one hell of a fine-looking slim blonde honey. Shot in a raw and intimate cinema verite style, it's recommended viewing for those with adventurous tastes in out of the ordinary hardcore adult fare.
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