Jim Holliday and Bionca share the blame for this awful VCA release, highly rated in IMDb probably because it's available free via internet piracy.
Holliday is revered (not by me) as Adult film historian plus director of many all-star cast releases. Here he relentlessly satirizes cliches about porn, and its low-brow content and audience, with a condescending attitude that makes Trump the conman seem empathetic to the folks he's bamboozling. I found this garbage virtually unwatchable.
Adding insult to injury, Joey Silvera and Ron Jeremy are on hand for comic relief, supposedly tolerable because Holliday makes fun of how stupid and unfunny they are. Final insult is holier-than-thou "knowing" interludes, such as Randy Spears delivering a rant on how fake pro wrestling is (duh!), Sharon Kane delivering a rant on how valley girl speech of the "like..like'' and "you know" verbal tics is so backward (duh!) and even a dumb gag of how you can tell a guy is effeminate by asking him to look at his fingernails.
Not to mention Holliday throwing in an endless string of name-dropping (my favorite was infielder Chico Carrasquel, who I admired as a kid when he played for my home team, the Cleveland Indians), pegged to a nothing subplot involving the theft of Silvera's trading cards collection by Randy Spears.
In line with the overall satire, the sex scenes are all cliches, including a reverse gang-bang for Spears, a couple of lesbian scenes, etc. Director Bionca indulges herself in a couple of self-serving sex scenes, strap-on dido in hand.
Nominal storyline is set at Burton Institute, where all manner of porno cliche professions for women (cheerleading, stewardessing, carwashing, etc.) are taught. Holliday knows that cheerleading is supreme in porn (see: Debbie Does Dallas), so he throws in a couple of cheerleader costumes to augment the overall nurses theme.
Movie ends abruptly with a coming attraction for sequels including an ultra-blatant plug for Adam & Eve's famous sex toys product line. Holliday and VCA Pictures (bought out long ago by Larry Flynt of Hustler) are dead (RIP) but Adam & Eve lives on forever, for some inexplicable reason.
Holliday is revered (not by me) as Adult film historian plus director of many all-star cast releases. Here he relentlessly satirizes cliches about porn, and its low-brow content and audience, with a condescending attitude that makes Trump the conman seem empathetic to the folks he's bamboozling. I found this garbage virtually unwatchable.
Adding insult to injury, Joey Silvera and Ron Jeremy are on hand for comic relief, supposedly tolerable because Holliday makes fun of how stupid and unfunny they are. Final insult is holier-than-thou "knowing" interludes, such as Randy Spears delivering a rant on how fake pro wrestling is (duh!), Sharon Kane delivering a rant on how valley girl speech of the "like..like'' and "you know" verbal tics is so backward (duh!) and even a dumb gag of how you can tell a guy is effeminate by asking him to look at his fingernails.
Not to mention Holliday throwing in an endless string of name-dropping (my favorite was infielder Chico Carrasquel, who I admired as a kid when he played for my home team, the Cleveland Indians), pegged to a nothing subplot involving the theft of Silvera's trading cards collection by Randy Spears.
In line with the overall satire, the sex scenes are all cliches, including a reverse gang-bang for Spears, a couple of lesbian scenes, etc. Director Bionca indulges herself in a couple of self-serving sex scenes, strap-on dido in hand.
Nominal storyline is set at Burton Institute, where all manner of porno cliche professions for women (cheerleading, stewardessing, carwashing, etc.) are taught. Holliday knows that cheerleading is supreme in porn (see: Debbie Does Dallas), so he throws in a couple of cheerleader costumes to augment the overall nurses theme.
Movie ends abruptly with a coming attraction for sequels including an ultra-blatant plug for Adam & Eve's famous sex toys product line. Holliday and VCA Pictures (bought out long ago by Larry Flynt of Hustler) are dead (RIP) but Adam & Eve lives on forever, for some inexplicable reason.