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It Transcends The Ambit Of Courteous Kitsch ( spoilers )
elftutor7 January 2006
OH MY GOD!! SWEET Jesus!! My eyes are bleeding and my ears are swollen with oozing sores!!! I can't believe there is a whole hell bunch of people in the name of producers, directors or whoever were actually using their brains when they mindlessly messed up this flick. You can barely find anything worth watching: the lighting reeks, the acting sucks, the makeup stinks, the dialog fails, the overall plot challenges your endurance and intelligence in a flagrant manner. After stomaching this visual massacre for 90 minutes, I don't have any faith left, everything has been drained away from me to the last drip. It does not belong to the type of so-bad-that-it-is-good in a million year and it so way transcends the ambit of unjustified kitsch that the ambit looks like a needle to the pervert. I seriously doubt my discretion which even guided me to this awful disaster. It's more than monstrous, catastrophic, cataclysmic....

Notwithstanding the profanity, the only thing this devil makes me feel collected is now that I pulled myself through adversity of this magnitude and consequence, it can be for sure I am able to overcome any obstacles on my way upwards!!
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