Hercules (1997)
Tate Donovan: Hercules
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Quotes
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Hercules : But, Father, I've defeated every single monster I've come up against. I-I'm... I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm... I-I'm an action figure!
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Hercules : You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades : Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules : Going once...
Hades : Is there a downside to this?
Hercules : Going twice...
Hades : Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You get her out. She goes, you stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades : Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
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Phil : Listen to me! She's...
Hercules : A dream come true?
Phil : Not exactly.
Hercules : More beautiful than Aphrodite?
Phil : Aside from that!
Hercules : The most wonderful...
Phil : She's a fraud! She's been playing ya' for a sap!
Hercules : Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
Phil : I'm not kiddin' around.
Phil : I know your upset about today, but that's no reason to...
Phil : Kid, you're missin' the point.
Hercules : The point is I love her.
Phil : She don't love you.
Hercules : You're crazy.
Phil : She's nothing but a two-timin'...
Hercules : Stop it!
Phil : No good, lyin', schemin'...
Hercules : SHUT UP!
[hits Phil]
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Hercules : Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
Tall Thebian : Yeah? And who are you?
Hercules : I'm Hercules, and I happen to be... a hero.
[All laugh]
Elderly Thebian : Is that so? Have you ever saved a town before?
Hercules : Uh... no, not exactly. But...
Tall Thebian : Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?
Hercules : Well... no.
Tall Thebian : Will you listen to this? He's just another chariot chaser. This we need.
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Meg : Hercules! Thank goodness.
Hercules : Wha-Wha-What's wrong?
Meg : Oh! Outside of town. Two little boys! Th-They were playing in the gorge! Th-There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide! They're trapped!
Hercules : Kids? Trapped? Phil, this is great!
Meg : You're really choked up about this, aren't ya?
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Phil : Listen to me. I've seen 'em all, and I'm telling you - and this is the honest to Zeus truth - you got something I've never seen before.
Hercules : Really?
Phil : I feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine. There is nothing you can't do, kid.
[the door bursts open and a swarm of fan girls mobs Hercules]
Fan Girl #1 : There he is!
Fan Girl #2 : I touched his elbow!
Fan Girl #1 : I GOT HIS SWEAT BAND!
Hercules : [goes down] Phil... help!
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Hercules : Halt!
Nessus the River Centaur : Step aside, Two-Legs.
Hercules : Pardon me, my good, uh... uh... sir!
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Hercules : [as Hercules is welcomed onto Olympus, Meg turns away sadly] Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of. But... A life without Meg, even an immortal life, would be empty. I... I wish to stay on Earth with her. I finally know where I belong.
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Hercules : Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought *I* had problems.
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Hercules : How can I come down there, when I'm feeling so up?
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Hercules : See, Phil? That... that wasn't so hard.
[Hercules then collapses after freeing himself from the Hydra]