Two Guys Talkin' About Girls (1996 Video)

Dan Cortese: Joey Fortone

Quotes 

• Lenny : So, who were you in bed with this time?

  Joey : Cindy.

  Lenny : Cindy?! I thought Cindy moved back to Atlanta.

  Joey : No, that was Cindy 3.

  Lenny : What, are you dating Cindy 2 again?

  [Joey holds up four fingers] 

  Lenny : Cindy 4?! Oh, that's great. I guess with one more you get a free toaster?

• [Lenny has just met a new girl whom he likes] 

  Lenny : I just don't want to screw this one up.

  Joey : Don't worry, it happens all by itself.

• [Lenny just fell in love again and is discussing it with his best friend Joey] 

  Lenny : Aw, Joe, this girl's so sweet I could eat her for lunch. I, I'd give her the moon if I could--

  [Joey mumbles.] 

  Lenny : What?

  Joey : PEDESTAL ALERT!

  Lenny : Pedestal? We're talkin' friggin' skyscrapers here!