Home Alone (1990)

Michael C. Maronna: Jeff

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Quotes 

• Kevin McCallister : [apprehensively]  I made my family disappear.

  [thinks back to family members saying bad things about him] 

  Megan McCallister : Kevin, you're completely helpless!

  Linnie McCallister : You know, Kevin, you're what the French call "les incompetents".

  Buzz McCallister : Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

  Jeff McCallister : Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!

  Kate McCallister : There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

  Frank McCallister : Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.

  Kevin McCallister : [gleefully]  I made my family disappear.

• Kate McCallister : Kevin, get upstairs right now.

  Kevin McCallister : Why?

  Jeff McCallister : Kevin, you're such a disease.

  Kevin McCallister : Shut up.

  Peter McCallister : Kevin, upstairs.

  Kate McCallister : Say good night, Kevin.

  Kevin McCallister : "Good night, Kevin."

• Kevin McCallister : I went shopping yesterday.

  Jeff McCallister : You? Shopping?

  Kevin McCallister : I got you milk, eggs, and fabric softener.

  Peter McCallister : No kidding. What a funny guy. What else did you do while we were away?

  Kevin McCallister : Just hung around.

  Buzz McCallister : He went shopping? He doesn't know how to tie his shoe and he's going shopping!

• Linnie McCallister : I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.

  Jeff McCallister : Shut up, Linnie.

  Kevin McCallister : You know what I should pack?

  Jeff McCallister : Toilet paper and water.

• Kevin McCallister : I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.

  Jeff McCallister : Tough.

  Kevin McCallister : That's what Megan said.

  Megan McCallister : What did I say?

  Jeff McCallister : You told Kevin "tough".

  Megan McCallister : The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?

• Jeff McCallister : [chucking his bag full of stuff from the top of the stairs to the bottom floor]  Bombs away!

  [the bag lands at the neighborhood officer's feet]