Home Alone (1990)
Michael Guido: Gangster #2 (Snakes)
Quotes
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Gangster 'Johnny' : [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Gangster 'Snakes' : [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Gangster 'Johnny' : Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Gangster 'Snakes' : All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
Gangster 'Johnny' : What money?
Gangster 'Snakes' : Acey said you had some dough for me.
Gangster 'Johnny' : That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Gangster 'Snakes' : Acey said 10%.
Gangster 'Johnny' : [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Gangster 'Snakes' : What do ya mean?
Gangster 'Johnny' : He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
[pause]
Gangster 'Johnny' : Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.
[pulls out machine gun]
Gangster 'Johnny' : I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,
[shouts]
Gangster 'Johnny' : before I pump your guts full of lead!
Gangster 'Snakes' : [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!
Gangster 'Johnny' : 1... 2... 10!
[starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Gangster 'Johnny' : Keep the change, ya filthy animal!