Home Alone (1990)

Ralph Foody: Gangster #1 (Johnny)

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Quotes 

• Gangster 'Johnny' : [hears knock at door]  Who is it?

  Gangster 'Snakes' : [Snakes comes in]  It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

  Gangster 'Snakes' : All right, Johnny, but what about my money?

  Gangster 'Johnny' : What money?

  Gangster 'Snakes' : Acey said you had some dough for me.

  Gangster 'Johnny' : That a fact? How much do I owe ya?

  Gangster 'Snakes' : Acey said 10%.

  Gangster 'Johnny' : [smirks]  Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

  Gangster 'Snakes' : What do ya mean?

  Gangster 'Johnny' : He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.

  [pause] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.

  [pulls out machine gun] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,

  [shouts] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : before I pump your guts full of lead!

  Gangster 'Snakes' : [wide eyed and calm]  All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!

  Gangster 'Johnny' : 1... 2... 10!

  [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

• Gangster 'Johnny' : Who is it?

  Pizza Boy : It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

  Pizza Boy : Okay.

  [leaves the pizza on the doormat] 

  Pizza Boy : But what about the money?

  Gangster 'Johnny' : What money?

  Pizza Boy : [matter-of-factly but sarcastically]  Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir.

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Is that a fact. How much do I owe ya?

  Pizza Boy : Uh. That'll be $11.80, sir.

  [Kevin drops the money from the dog door] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

  Pizza Boy : Cheapskate.

  [starts to leave, but is stopped by Johnny's next line] 

  Gangster 'Johnny' : Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!

  [machine gun fire; the delivery boy dashes back to his car and speeds away] 

  Kevin McCallister : [opens the door and brings the pizza inside]  A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.