Wed, Dec 12, 1990
Marian is unsettled to see her sneaky ex-schoolmate 'Rotten' Rose Scargill cosying up to Robin and tells Rose the reality of their situation as outlaws. Rose then betrays both Marian and Robin to the sheriff and they are caught and imprisoned. From the window of the torture chamber Robin sees Marian appearing to be friendly with Guy. In fact Guy has a crush on her and is trying to force himself on her but Robin misunderstands the situation and believes Marian has betrayed him.
Wed, Jan 13, 1993
The sheriff needs money to bribe driving instructor Snooker to let John pass his driving test and sees his chance when Rose hi-jacks Marian's suggestion to hold a Eurovision-style song contest. Guy has entered it with his song Ding-a-ling-a-ling,Ding-a-ling-a-lily,this is my song and it's very very silly but does not expect to win and bets against himself.The sheriff therefore bets that he WILL win but Barrington is also entering with Robin and all parties are looking to a corrupt judge to swing it for them. When Robin pulls out due to nerves Marian replaces him and delivers a song fiercely attacking Rose. However judge Rabies prefers Guy's song so the sheriff gets the money but it goes to Little Ron, who has taken over from Snooker as the Royal driving instructor.
Wed, Jan 20, 1993
Marian is alarmed when her Mum comes to visit as she has led her to believe that she is a dental receptionist so the merry men dress as dentists and turn their den into a surgery. The sheriff sends Mum a note to meet him for a date, hoping to capture her and use her as bait to trap the outlaws. However a suspicious Marian goes instead and is promptly caught. The Countess of Luxemburg has arrived to marry Guy so the merry men seize her and replace her with Mum, to gain bargaining power and secure Marian's release. Mum is actually taken by the sheriff but eventually she has to go back to Scarborough, where she is a member of the local freedom fighters' band.
Wed, Feb 10, 1993
Everyone is feeling the pinch and the sheriff sacks Gary to cut costs. The sheriff is almost sacked by the king but avoids it and,along with remaining guard Graeme, takes a trunk containing the king's gold to the bank. Fearing attack they dress up in an elephant costume but the trunk breaks off it and Graeme, mis-hearing the sheriff, takes the elephant's trunk to the bank and leaves the money behind. It gets found by Robin, which is as well as he has spent the merry men's money on a new white suit,which Marian bets him will get dirty before the day's end. Little does he know that Worksop is sitting on an oil well,which is uncovered when the aggrieved Gary stamps his foot hard on the ground.The oil shoots up but King John fails to see its potential.
Tue, Jan 4, 1994
King John aims to tunnel to Scunthorpe but the locals are horrified as Scunthorpe dwellers have two heads. Rose and Guy aim to raise cash with a phoney ransom by pretending that Marian has kidnapped Guy,who goes off to the forest. As part of the plan Marian and Rose are tied together and are pelted with mud by the villagers,who assume they are a two-headed monster from Scunthorpe. The sheriff's men pursue Guy to the merry men's hideout where Robin puts them through a messy version of television game show 'The Crystal Maze' though Guy wins a prize, the Tissue of Invisibility. The sheriff takes it from him and, believing himself to be invisible, slags off the king - who then disabuses him of his supposed invisibility.
Tue, Feb 8, 1994
After the castle is attacked King John decides to abdicate in favour of Guy. He goes off to the outlaws' hideout where Robin, hoping the king will leave him money, entertains him. However the king eats the merry men out of house and home to Marian's annoyance.Guy is an extremely childish ruler and the sheriff is tired of his infantile demands. He thus forges an unlikely alliance with Marian and the merry men, whereby they use giant puppet dinosaurs to frighten Guy into abdicating. However John likes it so much in the hideout he refuses to leave.
Wed, Dec 19, 1990
Due to be executed with Marian, Robin realises that she did not betray him when Rose reveals that she wants his body stuffed for her Robin Hood Museum. Fortunately the other merry men attack, under cover of the rubbish bins, and save Robin and Marian, who leaves Rose to the tender mercies of the lecherous Guy, tied up in the torture chamber. Robin is ashamed for what happened but Marian persuades him to stay with the merry men.
Tue, Jan 18, 1994
When the villagers catch colds the sheriff takes them to the seaside but, once there, forces them to build him and the king a holiday camp in time to celebrate High Forks Night. This commemorates a failed attempt to kill the Royal family which caused forks to go flying up in the air. The merry men are holidaying nearby and so Marian dresses as the food inspector, allowing her and her gang to infiltrate the camp, where they tell the villagers to feign having the Multi-Coloured Pimple Plague in order to escape. The sheriff intervenes, accidentally causing an explosion which sends the forks flying all right but also burns down the camp, allowing the outlaws and the villagers to return to Worksop.
Tue, Feb 1, 1994
King John hires a man who is Robin's exact double to do bad things around Worksop, thereby discrediting him and the outlaws. However he is rumbled by Marian who persuades him to work with the merry men and a dead ringer for the sheriff and make Robin popular again. With the job done the look-alike sheriff gets somewhat carried away and heads to the castle to attack King John, making life difficult for his double.
Tue, Jan 11, 1994
Fed up with the merry men's sexist attitudes Marian quits the gang and teams up with Rose, who is selling home improvements, including a flat pack extension for the castle in which John can put Guy's many toys. Rose, of course, is planning to deliver Marian and her men to the sheriff and lures them into the dungeons. However Marian escapes and ends up in the extension, which promptly collapses. Feeling ashamed of themselves the lads invite Marian back as their leader though Rose prefers to stay in the dungeons rather than become their au pair.