Grand Theft Auto (1977)

James Ritz: Officer Tad

Quotes 

• Officer Tad : All right, lady, out of the car.

  Vivian Hedgeworth : I'm rushing to save my son! He's fleeing to Las Vegas in a maroon hot Charger with a white roof and you know how reckless these young people can be.

  Vivian Hedgeworth : If he's anything like YOU, lady, he ought to be put away!

  Vivian Hedgeworth : Don't be facetious!

• Officer Tad : [after the orange Volkswagen suffers a blown tire]  All right, out of the car, lady! Out of the car! You're under arrest, lady!

  Vivian Hedgeworth : Oh, you are an obscene person!

  [punches him in the face and runs off] 

  Officer Tad : Ohh, now that's ASSAULTING AN OFFICER!

• Preacher : Mrs. Hedgeworth!

  Officer Tad : [arrives just in time to restrain him]  Freeze, mister!

  Preacher : You don't understand! I helped her bring back her son!

  Officer Tad : Buster, your crime spree's over!

  Preacher : Over, hell! That mother owes me twenty-five thousand dollars!

  Officer Tad : Well, you're gonna need every cent of it!

  Preacher : [yells in pain as Tad drags him away]  You heathen!

• Officer Tad : [over megaphone]  All right, listen up! This is Officer Norman Tad from Azuza! You'd better call a paddy wagon because all these people are wanted for grand theft auto and I'M ARRESTING EVERYONE!

  [the honeymoon truck Ace and Sparky stole hits the car Tad is standing on, causing him on fall onto the hood] 

  Ace : [laughs]  You lose, copper!

  Sparky : He fell right on his El Assolito!