Grand Theft Auto (1977)

Hoke Howell: Preacher

Quotes 

• Elderly Woman : What in the lord's name are you doing?

  Preacher : Twenty-five thousand dollars! Now, that's a lot of bibles, baby!

• Preacher : [after the stolen police car's trunk explodes]  Jesus Christ!

• Collins Hedgeworth : [the preacherman tackles Collins, whose truck has turned over]  Let me go! I gotta stop my fiancee!

  Preacher : It is God's will I caught you and God's will that I collect!

  Collins Hedgeworth : All right. Help me stop my fiancee and you'll get it all... fifty thousand dollars!

  Preacher : [gets out a bible from his coat pocket]  Swear on the bible!

  Collins Hedgeworth : [slaps his hand on the bible]  I swear!

  Preacher : Amen! Come on, let's go, boy! We'll build us a whole tabernacle!

  [they both run towards the police car] 

• Preacher : Mrs. Hedgeworth!

  Officer Tad : [arrives just in time to restrain him]  Freeze, mister!

  Preacher : You don't understand! I helped her bring back her son!

  Officer Tad : Buster, your crime spree's over!

  Preacher : Over, hell! That mother owes me twenty-five thousand dollars!

  Officer Tad : Well, you're gonna need every cent of it!

  Preacher : [yells in pain as Tad drags him away]  You heathen!

• Collins Hedgeworth : Reverse your direction, damn it!

  Preacher : You watch your trash mouth, boy!

• Preacher : [noticing Collins turning around the truck, thinking he is going to stop]  Bless you, son! My prayers have been answered!

  [notices Collins is actually reversing his direction and almost hitting the preacher head-on] 

  Preacher : Oh, my god!

  [he rams into a road sign and turns around to resume chasing him] 

  Preacher : Lord help you, boy, if I ever catch up to you! Lord help you, boy!