Love Happy (1949)

Paul Valentine: Mike Johnson

Quotes 

• [Faustino, wanting to audition for Mike's show of "unknowns," promotes himself as a mind-reader] 

  Faustino the Great : I no like-a to brag, but the thing I'm-a most unknown for is-a mind-reading. I give you demonstration. You're thinking of something.

  Mike Johnson : [dubiously]  Right, so far.

  Faustino the Great : You're thinking of a nice juicy steak with a French-a fried-a potatoes.

  Mike Johnson : [far less than impressed]  The exit's over there.

• Mike Johnson : Well, go ahead. Say it.

  Maggie Phillips : I wasn't going to say anything.

  Mike Johnson : You don't have to put it into words, baby. It's sticking out of your eyes.

• Mike Johnson : I don't want any sardines. I'm not throwing a bare turkey on the stage.

• Mike Johnson : But, baby! I know it's your birthday, but this is important.

• Mike Johnson : Could you love a heel that's been repaired?