What a film? Nothing could have prepared me for the intimate sex scene within the first 11 seconds, who would have thought cheese could be used for that!?!?!?! I will never eat fondue again...that scene with the cheese dribbling down winky's uhh-hummm...yeah. I would not recommend this film to anybody, not even somebody I hated. Winky should be taken out and shot along with that fat woman and the director (Cecil). Don't ever ever ever watch this film, please, for the sake of humanity!!!! Ok, I am signing off now, to go back to living as a hermit and trying to avoid watching the sequel - Winky and the Leopard, i hear it's too extreme for television - an X-rating if you will.... Oh well, so long, and can someone send me some replacement eyeballs for the ones i scratched out whilst watching this film. DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
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A Celebration of Cheese!
zarniwoop2 March 2000
For lovers of Gorgonzola everywhere, the time has come for a movie to unite you all in a dance of sympathy for poor young Winky, because in this fine feature, Winky is systematically and diabolically thwarted from ever achieving true oneness with his cheese. This farce does nothing but tease the taste buds with savory glimpses of cheese hovering on the far horizon, and enticing our hero bold to continue his inept adventures and try to attain the unattainable, the Holy Gorgonzola Cheese Round of Palookaville. Alas for Winky, he must go on, he must.
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