Got this in a pack in the discount bin and did not have any hope for it. But I love watching awful movies and this delivered.
Creepypastas are spread online, in a way that you can't really just make new ones, despite this film trying.
The costumes are awful, with the most notable being the one scene, where you can see the gloves puckering and wrinkling at the sides, to the point I honestly am surprised anyone looked at that and said "yeah this is movie quality" and the eyes were worse, where before the close up you could see the leds. Also the "Jumby" character had a laughably bad costume, where it was just a man on stilts, which made his arms look unbelievably tiny.
The start of the movie mentioned a string of dissapeances, with a 14 year old being the latest of them, and they are never truly explained. There's also a scene where a man in a bloody white hoodie stands behind the main guy, before just walking away? There's no reason for it, nothing happens, nobody noticed? I do like the ben drowned reference, if you can call it that, considering the game ben was from was not a 2d dungeon side scroller.
In general, this movie was not worth the 7.50 I paid for it, but it did make me laugh. A lot. The polar express is scarier than this movie, and it's a children's Christmas movie. So it gets 2 stars for amusement. And for not trying to use cheap jumpscares.
Creepypastas are spread online, in a way that you can't really just make new ones, despite this film trying.
The costumes are awful, with the most notable being the one scene, where you can see the gloves puckering and wrinkling at the sides, to the point I honestly am surprised anyone looked at that and said "yeah this is movie quality" and the eyes were worse, where before the close up you could see the leds. Also the "Jumby" character had a laughably bad costume, where it was just a man on stilts, which made his arms look unbelievably tiny.
The start of the movie mentioned a string of dissapeances, with a 14 year old being the latest of them, and they are never truly explained. There's also a scene where a man in a bloody white hoodie stands behind the main guy, before just walking away? There's no reason for it, nothing happens, nobody noticed? I do like the ben drowned reference, if you can call it that, considering the game ben was from was not a 2d dungeon side scroller.
In general, this movie was not worth the 7.50 I paid for it, but it did make me laugh. A lot. The polar express is scarier than this movie, and it's a children's Christmas movie. So it gets 2 stars for amusement. And for not trying to use cheap jumpscares.