Got to see the movie early as part of a Regal promotion, and without exageration I can say this was the worst thing I have ever seen in a movie theater. I mean it was seriously terrible, only two or three actors seemed to give a crap, they must've spent most of the budget getting Joel McHale and Justin Long because the effects looked like they were done by a high schooler. Every single one of the characters were insufferable, dumb, and just flat out lame, I'd also like to point out that Jane Widdop did a good job showing us why you shouldn't characterize drama through heavy breathing. And then there's the plot, let's just say it was intensley flawed and leave it at that. The main problem with this movie is that I have no idea what direction they were trying to take the film, or rather they weren't clear with it at all. What it a genuine attempt at a slasher film? What it supposed to be making fun of slasher films? Or was it just a a nothing film filled with a bullcrap story that they knew was going to suck, which is why it seemed no one cared about making this dumpster fire of a film that couldn't even reach mediocrity. If they made it clear that it was meant to be a joke slasher film and played on the dumb things that happened, then maybe it might've been slightly more enjoyable? Maybe? In the end though we are left with a film with ZERO effort and ZERO creativity. Overall just a dumb, dumb, film and a continous groan. Truly I don't see how anyone can enjoy this.
Review of It's a Wonderful Knife
