I went into this expecting to get something by the lines of Martyrs or I Spit On Your Grave, instead i got a horror random non-sense.
First off, the acting and audio was horrible. I barely understood what these people said. There are NO subtitles so i barely followed the story, but there isn't really anything to follow. Two man children are killing people for no apparent reason, and then they get killed by zombies. That's it.
You know, i this is a movie from the United Kingdom, the same country that gave us AMAZING movies like Snatch and This Is England, and Triangle. And then this comes in, and just stomps on that.
The story, what story? This felt like a 9 year old wrote, with his buddies. The gore effects are tame as heck. There is tiny bit of gore, but that looks like it couldn't be cheaper.
Oh there is only ONE positive i can give this movie: It's only 57 minutes long! Meaning it's not anything too super long, to torture you for 2 - 3 hours like Inland Empire did, (That movie is just as bad as this).
You know, when i got into this... I am not suprised how cheap this movie is why? Because i watched garbage that fits into the same pile as this like Goregasm, Pussy Kills, Begotten, August Underground, Ostermontag, The Necro Files. This is for those people, that like nearly plotless, boring, prolonged, amateur movies. As for me, nope.
Is this the worst movie ive seen this year? Actually no. Not as bad as American Antichrist, and Daisies for example.
First off, the acting and audio was horrible. I barely understood what these people said. There are NO subtitles so i barely followed the story, but there isn't really anything to follow. Two man children are killing people for no apparent reason, and then they get killed by zombies. That's it.
You know, i this is a movie from the United Kingdom, the same country that gave us AMAZING movies like Snatch and This Is England, and Triangle. And then this comes in, and just stomps on that.
The story, what story? This felt like a 9 year old wrote, with his buddies. The gore effects are tame as heck. There is tiny bit of gore, but that looks like it couldn't be cheaper.
Oh there is only ONE positive i can give this movie: It's only 57 minutes long! Meaning it's not anything too super long, to torture you for 2 - 3 hours like Inland Empire did, (That movie is just as bad as this).
You know, when i got into this... I am not suprised how cheap this movie is why? Because i watched garbage that fits into the same pile as this like Goregasm, Pussy Kills, Begotten, August Underground, Ostermontag, The Necro Files. This is for those people, that like nearly plotless, boring, prolonged, amateur movies. As for me, nope.
Is this the worst movie ive seen this year? Actually no. Not as bad as American Antichrist, and Daisies for example.