1/10
criShockingly bad in every respect
6 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Rarely have I seen a major show accomplish such a colossaly bad episode in every respect; atrocious writing, ludicrous over-acting and mornic directing. In a sense it is a true masterpiece, of the bad.

In the episode Ciri is lost in the desert, where she ceaselessly talks to herself , and later on to visions and a unicorn. The monologues and dialogues are utter rubbish, unnatural and over acted. It is cringe inducing. Only slightly better than the ridiculous dialogue, are the long stretches of boredom as Ciri walks in the desert for about 30 minutes of screen time with little happening.

Finally a completly moronic fight scene where she manages to kill an elephant sized monster by hanging on it's shell for a couple of seconds, which causes a huge chunk of shell to just tear off (what?), which she the uses to promply kill the monster. But the monster did manahe to severely injure her unicorn- so Ciri tends to it's severe injury by... placing a tiny piece of gauze on it. Problem solved.

Did no one in the production have eyes, ears or a brain? Astonishing.
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