5/10
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Pee
14 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The movie/script/writing is so unrealitic that it literally makes your brain hurt. In the beginning of the movie, a 'bad guy' comes in and absolutely wipes the floor with the entire GotG team.... literally wipes the floor with them and doesn't even break a sweat, like a gorilla fighting a new born kitten.... and then, later in the movie, this 'bad guy' gets destroyed and almost killed by a regular explosion... like not even a 'plasma explosion' or anything funny like that, it's literally just an explosion of dynamite or whatever, and this 'bad guy' is basically on the brink of death, just like that.... how the hell does that make any sense? He literally teabagged the entire GotG team and then he gets annihilated by a regular explosion? THAT is pretty much the writing that you can expect through the entire movie.... extremely thread-bare plot with zero realism or substance. It also proves (in the story atleast) that a hyper-intelligent racoon can be smart enough to master the genetic fabric of all evolution, and yet doesn't know when it's being mercilessly tortured and abused. It's honestly one of the worst marvel films there is, and once again proves that Marvel will continue to spunk these movies into our eyeballs, just as long as they keep making money, and LONG after they've stopped being good or even watchable.
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