Review of Children of the Corn

Pretty girl, Bo, has the worst hairstyle ever. That is the real horror. The story is slow. Not enough gore and gross psychotic religion. The little "red queen" is pretty good, although not as scary as Isaac was in the first one. The adults are so obnoxious, that you're ok with them being slaughtered. Don't get the story with their dad and mom. Her mom is a sex worker? Pastor was creepy. The scene with them killing him could have been more fun. They didn't show enough. Sometimes remakes are good and sometimes they're kinda of, embarrassing. Evil Dead Rise, good. Children of the Corn, not so good.