Review of The Soldier

The Soldier (1982)
1/10
Posibly the worst move I've ever watched in my life
22 February 2023
Warning spoilers ahead

I am a fan of movies that are so bad they are good but this is just so bad this terrible.

It starts off with a plot that is absolutely ridiculous, and get progressively worse.

I watched it on the movie channel Talking Pictures TV and decided to give it a go because I fan of Ken Wahl from wiseguy fame.

The basic plot is that the KGB have decided to steal nuclear material from the United States because everybody knows they don't have any themselves. They then use this material to can a dirty bomb in Saudi Arabia unless the United States force Israel to withdraw from the West Bank.

In the end the soldier says today by jumping a Porsche over the Berlin Wall while his friends take over a nuclear missiles facility and threatened to nuke Moscow unless the KGB let him know where the bomb is.

Throw in a mud wrestling fight (yes really. There was one of those too) and you have possibly the worst movie ever made. It was like watching a car crash so horrendous that you could not look away from it.
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