The plot makes no sense, the subplots aren't tied up, the characters are stupid, the script is awful, and the music is terrible. I'm astonished to see that most user reviews of this movie are positive. Am I going crazy?!?
The family is scared of the crocodile but once he sings they are suddenly in love with him (seriously, what's the deal with the mom flirting with Lyle???)
This whole movie played out like some sort of fever dream, and now that I'm done watching, it seems like my brain is repressing my memories of it (thank goodness).
Why is Javier Bardum in this movie? He's not Hugh Jackman.
And again, the music is terrible. The chord progressions are cliche, the lyrics sound like they were written by a child, and the singing is some sort of terrible boy-band style pop washed with autotune.
The family is scared of the crocodile but once he sings they are suddenly in love with him (seriously, what's the deal with the mom flirting with Lyle???)
This whole movie played out like some sort of fever dream, and now that I'm done watching, it seems like my brain is repressing my memories of it (thank goodness).
Why is Javier Bardum in this movie? He's not Hugh Jackman.
And again, the music is terrible. The chord progressions are cliche, the lyrics sound like they were written by a child, and the singing is some sort of terrible boy-band style pop washed with autotune.