Pure, unadulterated, 80s fromage🧀. The cringe is extreme. The plot so thin that you need a microscope to find it and it has lines so utterly dire that you will literally vomit in horror. The costumes are naff, hair is mental and there are enough pointless flashing lights and random graph displays that the production would have needed a dedicated power station. Insane. But without watching this abysmal trash of a movie, you have not experienced the delight of a 80s school boy who had half this film recorded on a Betamax. It's nothing like I remember it, in fact watching again has destroyed my childhood memories of happy carefree days. Wow!
You need to be smashed up on booze, with mates to watch this belter. Ore cliches than an Austin Piwers box set, but done without irony.
Needs to be seen to be believed.
Commander Beegee with bozeyes in a gold spandex suit leaves very little to the imagination.
Utter, utter pap.
YOU MUST WATCH THIS FILM!
You need to be smashed up on booze, with mates to watch this belter. Ore cliches than an Austin Piwers box set, but done without irony.
Needs to be seen to be believed.
Commander Beegee with bozeyes in a gold spandex suit leaves very little to the imagination.
Utter, utter pap.
YOU MUST WATCH THIS FILM!