This was utter cheese, and not the fancy expensive stuff, but the stinky moldy curds you throw away. This tried to be funny, it wasn't, and there was nothing humorous enough to even crack a smirk. The gore effects were better in the 80's. The narrative was boring, dragged out, cliched and predictable. The story had more holes in its plot than Swiss cheese. The poor pacing and long dragged out and unnecessary scenes made the normally comfortable 92 min runtime feel never-ending. Even the fight choreography was laughable, especially when Alice Lucy's character Heidi could barely lift or swing any of the weapons. If you take every bad film ever made in its genres and put them together, you'll get this garbage. This film tried too hard to be an arthouse-grindhouse dark-comedy gore flick, and failed in every department, and for that matter, is an insult to other films in those genres. The bogus high reviews are more entertaining. The only bonus points was the excellent use of colors and decent cinematography, the adequate score and soundtrack, as well as the gorgeous landscapes and funky sets. Even so, it was a complete waste of time, and pointless why this nonsense was even made. You have to be a bunch of slices short of a loaf to find anything in this nonsense entertaining.
Review of Mad Heidi
